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[atethecanary]

[Julian has had a bad week. First he was mugged, ever since then he started to feel weird, and it's hard enough trying to take notes without having a string of numbers in your head. When he ends up doodling them in his tablet note app during class and the network pops up, Julian figures it's a virus and decides it's the worst week ever.

It's only after pounding on his tablet a bunch, turning it on and off over and over, and then writing the numbers again and trying to show it to his butler who only gives him a weird look, that Julian figures maybe it isn't a virus. He finally resorts to typing in the stupid thing, because he doesn't know what else to do.]

what is this? is this some sort of update?

[Julian doubts it, but he's running out of logical explanations.]

i don't like it. whoever thought of it needs to be fired. someone tell me how to get rid of it.

Comments

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[atethecanary]

i said the truth. it doesn't mean you get to call me princess

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[loveyoubaby]

Oh yeah? says who?

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[atethecanary]

says me. i don't understand why you would even want to call a stranger princess

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[loveyoubaby]

says you huh. problem with that is i don't know who you are so i cant bring myself to care

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[atethecanary]

you should care. i am a very important person.

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[loveyoubaby]

unless you're the guy that signs my paycheck i don't really give a fuck who you are. gonna drop a name, chump?

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[atethecanary]

why should i tell you my name? i thought you didn't care

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[loveyoubaby]

call it morbid curiosity

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[atethecanary]

when you put it like that it doesn't make me really want to tell you

[TEXT]

[loveyoubaby]

aw, now you're just being unfair.

what if i said please

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[atethecanary]

fine. my name is julian

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[loveyoubaby]

that don't tell me shit

julian WHAT

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[atethecanary]

too bad. that's all you get. i'm not telling you my last name

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[loveyoubaby]

i only know one julian and i cant imagine anyone else's parents being cruel enough to name their kid something so dorky

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[atethecanary]

julian is a good name!! who's the julian that you know?

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[loveyoubaby]

this kinda weird looking dude that pops into the station every now and then and hangs around one of the detectives

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[atethecanary]

[Shit shit shit. Julian knows he has to be talking about him.]

no that can't be me. i'm not weird looking.

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[loveyoubaby]

that sounds like something a weird looking guy would say

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[atethecanary]

i'm not weird looking. i've been told i'm very handsome

[Granted he was only told that by his mom and people who wanted to sweeten him up for money, but still.]

[TEXT]

[loveyoubaby]

by who? your grandma?

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[atethecanary]

by lots of people. not just my grandma!