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[stillshrill]

I've had friends go over this computer, I've even taken it in to be looked at, and no one can find any trojans, viruses, software that doesn't belong. Fine. I can accept that for now, I've got unexplained access to some especially sludgy stratum of the undernet. I'm a big boy, I can keep myself well clear of bitcoinery.

What I won't put up with is this stuff about animals being kept for experiments in a farmhouse. If it's someone's idea of a sick joke, it needs to stop now. If it's real, we need to be the ones to stop it happening.

I've got a station wagon and I can scope out vacant or abandoned spaces where we could keep some of them. Some small ones could possibly live with me, depending what the other people in my place think. Who else can help with these animals? What resources have you got?

Anyone who gives a shit about animals being kept in cages and tormented as part of some sick drama, I'd like to hear from you. The rest of you can fuck off permanently, thanks.

[[ OOC: Haven't linked it ICly only because it doesn't sound as though the information would have stayed there to be linked to, but for reference, what's set Anders off is this information about the farmhouse and its contents. ]]

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[shiromadoushi]

Call in PETA for a full out assault.

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[stillshrill]

Well, aren't we original.

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[shiromadoushi]

Hey, they might have better luck since they have experience with this sort of thing.

Oh wait, they've never gone up against alien mad scientists before, have they?

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[stillshrill]

No, that was Greenpeace.

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[shiromadoushi]

Oh, well. My mistake.

But seriously, read up more on what's going on before you decide to rush in headfirst to bust open some cages else you're going to get your ass killed and possibly the rest of us as well.

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[stillshrill]

My ass will never die. It has been immortalized in plaster Now if you're not interested in helping these animals, let's just skip past your next few witticisms and be done. I'll consider the obligatory Ingrid-Newkirk-and-fur-muff joke made.

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[shiromadoushi]

Little more interested in not dying, thanks.

Who the hell is Ingrid Newkirk?

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[stillshrill]

I thought you knew all about her! You know, the lady who'll call in the air strikes.

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[shiromadoushi]

[[One moment. Googling..

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I was thinking more a full frontal assault but hey, if PETA has jets, sure whatever.

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[dragon_blossom]

dammmmmmit you beat me to it

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[stillshrill]

Right, yes, you don't give a shit about living creatures suffering in cages and subjected to experimentation. Is that supposed to qualify as funny-haha or funny-cute or what?

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[dragon_blossom]

oh my god you are the most serious business person ever i can not want animals to suffer and still make fun of you

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[stillshrill]

Then perhaps you'll hold off on displaying your scintillating wit for long enough to do something about helping the animals.

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[dragon_blossom]

with my mighty teenager powers and single poorly understood magical power!

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[stillshrill]

You're living in a first world country. You're literate. You have -- a magical power? What.

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[dragon_blossom]

yeah thats the cool new thing didnt you know?

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[stillshrill]

Afraid I missed that memo. What's your magic power?

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[dragon_blossom]

shooting a dragon made out of water.

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[stillshrill]

How strong is this water? Drinking fountain or firehose?

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[dragon_blossom]

slam a guy into a wall and knock him out hard.