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I've had friends go over this computer, I've even taken it in to be looked at, and no one can find any trojans, viruses, software that doesn't belong. Fine. I can accept that for now, I've got unexplained access to some especially sludgy stratum of the undernet. I'm a big boy, I can keep myself well clear of bitcoinery.

What I won't put up with is this stuff about animals being kept for experiments in a farmhouse. If it's someone's idea of a sick joke, it needs to stop now. If it's real, we need to be the ones to stop it happening.

I've got a station wagon and I can scope out vacant or abandoned spaces where we could keep some of them. Some small ones could possibly live with me, depending what the other people in my place think. Who else can help with these animals? What resources have you got?

Anyone who gives a shit about animals being kept in cages and tormented as part of some sick drama, I'd like to hear from you. The rest of you can fuck off permanently, thanks.

[[ OOC: Haven't linked it ICly only because it doesn't sound as though the information would have stayed there to be linked to, but for reference, what's set Anders off is this information about the farmhouse and its contents. ]]

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This isn't a virus or otherwise; try the paper test if you haven't already.

I guess no on has explained to you why we haven't gone back yet, now have they? We are still unsure about the defenses in place. There are a couple rooms that we were unable to go into and there might be other alarms that could possibly be life-threatening. We need to be absolutely sure before flying out there to rescue those animals. In fact, we have to be absolutely sure that those animals haven't been changed into something else before we even decide to take them in.

[ ok fine video man Anders will totally get on the webcam too so everyone can see his anger!!! ]

Sounds like people could get far enough in to know the animals are there, and how they're being kept. If we, collectively, are good enough to get that far, we ought to be able to get the rest of the way.

The question is how, not when. If someone is trying to change those animals into something else [ Anders is getting louder ] that's all the more reason to act now, before more harm can be done!

They got in but do you really think we can get in a second time?

You obviously never seen what the hairy virus people do to their hosts after a while, now have you?

[ In a tone of utter incredulity: ] Hairy virus people?

The bigger ones look sorta like cousin itt. The smaller ones look sorta like someone took a tiny person, put a dandelion puff on it's head and painted it black. They infect people and animals and after a few hours to a few days or weeks , the infected change into weird forms and try to kill us.

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I like critters as much as the next guy, but this has "bad idea" stamped all over it.

Critters. Really.

You're focusing on the wrong part of the statement there, dude.

Actually, no. If you think of them as critters, it's no wonder you don't care to liberate them.

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I like how you think "this is a bad idea" translates into "fuck animals why should I give a fuck about them". Did I say I didn't care?

But hey, go ahead and think what you want. Obviously I'm a terrible human being because I said critters, right?

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Call in PETA for a full out assault.

Well, aren't we original.

Hey, they might have better luck since they have experience with this sort of thing.

Oh wait, they've never gone up against alien mad scientists before, have they?

No, that was Greenpeace.

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dammmmmmit you beat me to it

Right, yes, you don't give a shit about living creatures suffering in cages and subjected to experimentation. Is that supposed to qualify as funny-haha or funny-cute or what?

oh my god you are the most serious business person ever i can not want animals to suffer and still make fun of you

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you realize these animals have been pretty much programmed to kill us right

as in, they will seek us out and attack us if the aliens/sherman say so

you being part of that us

Then they'll need to be sedated.

If they're indeed programmed to kill, why would you want to leave them in the possession of people who want to kill you?

I am all for dealing with it. But it needs to be done carefully.

I can get on board with that as long as caution isn't an excuse for delay. We need to be fast. These animals are living on borrowed time!

Probably. But so might we be if we're not careful.

[OH MY GOD THIS IS WHY HE DIDN'T WANT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHAT THEY FOUND. PEOPLE USING THAT INFORMATION TO BE IDIOTS.]

We will do something about the animals when we do something about the rest of the farmhouse. Don't rush in like an idiot.

Edited (TAB KEY YOU ARE THE WORST) 2014-01-17 21:11 (UTC)

That sounds like an excuse for delay to me. Why aren't we doing something about the farmhouse NOW

[ Such is his vehemence, Anders doesn't bother with a closing punctuation mark! ]

Do you know what happens when you run into an enemy base without a plan?

[why does he need to explain this shit??? omg how are people this stupid, he hates everything]

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