[Closed-ish] Swift as the coursing river

[shortspoken]

Who: Annabellie and her victims students
What: 3DMG lessons
When: Nowish
Where: The forest just off Chloe's ranch



[ Anyone who expressed even the slightest interest in learning to use the 3DMG - and a few who didn't (hello Bertl) - will have received a customarily curt private message via the network this morning. The message contains nothing but a time, the address to Chloe's ranch and instructions to "bring your own gear if you have it."

Contrary to appearances, it's not some kind of drug meet. IT'S 3D MANEUVERING LESSONS TIME, YO. Everybody party. Tell your friends. And watch this while I set up some fukken subthreads.

OKAY DONE. Tag in wherever you'd like, don't feel like you have to play out all the lessons because wow nobody has time for that shit, annnnd if you have questions just prod me. ]

Comments

[anequal]

[There there buddy.

He puts a hand on Levi's back and rubs it gently.]

You want a bucket?

[dirtdevil]

[ Oh my god why is this kid touching me ]

No. Nobody brought a goddamn bucket anyway.

[anequal]

Nobody thought you were going to get sick.

I can go ask Chloe? It's her place.

[dirtdevil]

Uh, yeah, neither did I.

[ Yes he did. ]

But no, don't. It'll pass.

[ Read: tattle and die. ]

[anequal]

It'll pass once you've thrown up all over Chloe's farm????

Come on man if you're going to get sick...

[dirtdevil]

If it happens again I'll just... bury it.

[ His brain is at least 75% switched off by this point. ]

[anequal]

Wow don't do that on someone else's property!!

[dirtdevil]

God, chill the fuck out, it's not gonna happen again anyway.

[ At least not until after this kid leaves, throwing up in front of his peers is so massively uncool. ]

[anequal]

Well I don't trust your words.

You're also a dangerous shade of green.

[dirtdevil]

I'm blending into my surroundings. It's a survival strategy.

[ Yeah, he's pretty much stopped trying. ]

[anequal]

You're a chameleon then?

I can't think of any good Levi puns with chameleons though.

[dirtdevil]

Please don't bring puns into this. I'm nauseous enough as it is.

[anequal]

Oh come on, you'll live.