[Closed-ish] Swift as the coursing river

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Who: Annabellie and her victims students
What: 3DMG lessons
When: Nowish
Where: The forest just off Chloe's ranch



[ Anyone who expressed even the slightest interest in learning to use the 3DMG - and a few who didn't (hello Bertl) - will have received a customarily curt private message via the network this morning. The message contains nothing but a time, the address to Chloe's ranch and instructions to "bring your own gear if you have it."

Contrary to appearances, it's not some kind of drug meet. IT'S 3D MANEUVERING LESSONS TIME, YO. Everybody party. Tell your friends. And watch this while I set up some fukken subthreads.

OKAY DONE. Tag in wherever you'd like, don't feel like you have to play out all the lessons because wow nobody has time for that shit, annnnd if you have questions just prod me. ]

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BEGINNER LESSONS

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[ Super basic operation up in here. You've got to learn to balance before you can learn to do crazy flying acrobatic spiderman bullshit, guys.

You're probably going to get hurt. Don't expect Ellie to nurse your booboos. ]

INTERMEDIATE LESSONS

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[ Time to learn how to actually maneuver! In 3D!!!

Hopefully you're fine with heights. And moving at high speeds. And having to make fast decisions. ]

ADVANCED LESSONS

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[ People who make it to this stage will be confronted with ACTUAL TITANS!

By which I mean Ellie painted really terrible angry faces on a few trees and pinned up feather pillows just beneath them to represent the nape of a titan's neck. Perfect titan-killing simulator right here, folks. Are you skilled enough to kill one? Or will it take you five years and forty manga chapters before that happens? DEAR GOD, THE SUSPENSE! ]

MINGLE

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[ OBLIGATORY SOCIAL CHATTY BULLSHIT THREAD. Nurse your scrapes, laugh at each others' horrifying failures and generally do all that other stuff that doesn't involve scootling through the air with anime bondage gear. ]

Mysterious Like The Moon she is not here at all shhhhh [closed to horse goddesses]

[siesinddasessen]

[By which I mean yes she is here. There. Around. Far enough in the distance to not be noticed by those losers that are apparently from the same world as her and that she worries might want her head should they echo back what she knows... that she ate some friend of Bertholdt's. Which does not only mean that she probably in some way was one of those maneating (and dickless, thanks afro) giants that they all seem to have fought, but also much more importantly... well, if she ate someone, who knows what else she did and just doesn't remember yet (and she certainly isn't an angel in this life...)? And Bertholdt seems to have been friends with the rest in his past life, so who knows who many others had that friend, too...

Yeah, she'd rather not risk chatting one of them up and getting echoes (especially not before she has more herself and can judge her past situation better). So there is a Blaine sitting in a tree with binoculars and watching the proceedings. She's probably getting a good laugh out of the show. Thanks for the memories, Ellie.]