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[darkcharge]

Been scrolling through this thing for hours now.

This really needs a filtering function so I don't have to scroll through all the "this can't be real" or "this must be a hoax" bullshit. My wheel can't take the abuse.

So, right. It's too late in the night... Or too early maybe? To process all of this crap.

I'm going to bed.

Tell me why I should care to get involved or how I can avoid these pluses/echoes/whatever you are all calling them.

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[darkcharge]

Oh no, you caught me.

Damn.

[strikeraid]

its over network stranger
i can't take this fake life anymore
i'm leaving you and taking the car and 2.5 kids

[darkcharge]

I've always wondered about the .5 kid.

Is that some midget or dwarf?

Or are you keeping bits preserved in a jar somewhere?

[strikeraid]

don't call our son a jar
he's sensitive
it's a TEST TUBE and it makes him SPECIAL

[darkcharge]

I do what I want.

[strikeraid]

and this is why we can't be together

[darkcharge]

No, baby.

Don't go. I can change.

[strikeraid]

you can't take me back
don't you get it
it's been over since day one

wait which horrible breakup song do i link here
shit do you know anything about taylor swift because i don't but i feel like she's kind of important here

[darkcharge]

It's because she's known for only writing break up songs, I think.

Hell if I know, I try to avoid that crap.

[strikeraid]

that's fair
pretend i put a link to one of her songs here and walked away dramatically
it's over we're through etc

[darkcharge]

Ow. The pain. The anguish!

I can't live anymore!

[strikeraid]

nice try douchebag
you're not the man i loved anymore
you're already dead to me

[darkcharge]

God, you're so full of shit.

[strikeraid]

and thaaat's a wrap
shows over the audience loves it
hope it didn't really take all of that for you to figure it out

[darkcharge]

Nah. Figured I'd just roll with it for shits and giggles.

[strikeraid]

you're a visionary
that's exactly what the network needs

[darkcharge]

Now look what you've done. I'm blushing and everything.

[strikeraid]

i just say it like it is
don't get cocky theres a lot of work to do if you actually want this

[darkcharge]

Is that a challenge?

[strikeraid]

shit man don't play
if you're gonna say that you gotta go all the way

[darkcharge]

Maybe I'm serious.

[strikeraid]

my heart says no
but my body says
actually it says no too
classic trust issues :(

[darkcharge]

[ both of them are so full of it. at least it's fun. ]

Gotta get over that some way.

[strikeraid]

are you gonna brute force my heart into loving and trusting again
that's sick and twisted you jackass

[ somewhere in the cosmos, sora is doing a double pirouette in his non-grave ]

[darkcharge]

I'm not that kind of guy.

It'd be through romancing, of course.

[ thankfully, Van and Vanitas can both gag at that. ]