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Haha! Wow, this shit actually works!? So if this network thing is real, then this business about the police working with aliens must be true too, right.

[He may or may not actually believe that. Well whoever the hell this is, they've got a bit of a drunken slur going on. Just a bit though, he's still speaking pretty clearly. In fact he actually pauses here to take a drink, clearly unconcerned with first impressions. What, it's New Year's Eve, don't judge.]

Unbelievable. And here I was thinking the guys with Highway Patrol were bad. I picked a hell of a time to transfer, huh? Well whatever, down to business, I guess. My name is none of your business, and I don't wanna be your friend. I already get the basic gist of what's going on here, but I wanna confirm something. I skimmed over something about the Blood Keys bein' cyborgs or something? Someone tell me about that. Excruciating detail is most welcome.

[Anyone from the police station is free to recognize his voice as belonging to "that noisy Max asshole that wears sunglasses indoors like a total dudebro" or something along those lines]

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My attention span has nothing to do with this.

Yep, pretty much. Pretty exciting, don't you think?

It has everything to do with your video game fondness.

No. I don't think it's exciting at all.

How do you figure?

Oh my God, could you be any more of a downer?

My mysterious ways.

I could. But then again, that's something I'm not going to share with just anyone.

You're really not all that mysterious.

That's a good call.

I'm more mysterious than you know.

Oh? Was that a compliment?

Like a secret agent or something?

More like stating a fact, but take it as you will.

More like a ninja.

[Yeah okay that echo thing was sort of the lesser evil, it's okay to joke about that one.]

It's a compliment, then.

No way. You're way too flashy looking to be a ninja.

Sure, whatever you say.

But I am. If my... memories... are to be believed.

Do you only remember being a ninja, or can you actually do ninja shit? Because that would be pretty cool.

Both.

[He thinks, anyway.]

No kidding? I'll have to get you to show me something cool.

You say that as if I have copious free time to show off in.

[Honey you're a regular in every karaoke bar in town, don't even start.]

You say that as if it's my problem.

You're the one who wants the free show.

I'll buy you a taco or something, fair?

Nick already buys me tacos.

Ice cream?

Karaoke.

I

What?

I'll show you my ninja skills if you beat me at karaoke.

How do you make a contest out of karaoke?

The audience votes after the contestants sing their sets.

Hmm.

Screw it, I'm game.

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