savetheearth | [audio]

Haha! Wow, this shit actually works!? So if this network thing is real, then this business about the police working with aliens must be true too, right.

[He may or may not actually believe that. Well whoever the hell this is, they've got a bit of a drunken slur going on. Just a bit though, he's still speaking pretty clearly. In fact he actually pauses here to take a drink, clearly unconcerned with first impressions. What, it's New Year's Eve, don't judge.]

Unbelievable. And here I was thinking the guys with Highway Patrol were bad. I picked a hell of a time to transfer, huh? Well whatever, down to business, I guess. My name is none of your business, and I don't wanna be your friend. I already get the basic gist of what's going on here, but I wanna confirm something. I skimmed over something about the Blood Keys bein' cyborgs or something? Someone tell me about that. Excruciating detail is most welcome.

[Anyone from the police station is free to recognize his voice as belonging to "that noisy Max asshole that wears sunglasses indoors like a total dudebro" or something along those lines]