savetheearth | 010 >> dec 29

so what danny said about me is true. i took a bite out of him. it was my fault, for sure, because i forgot my lunch that day and haha so hungry. anyway i've been trying my very best to stay away from people but i have to go back to work soon or else i won't have any money

SO first part of this post is to tell you all to avoid the Magnificent Bakery on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Those are the days I work. It's numbers club people that are most in danger. i'm usually ok if i make sure to eat.

the other thing is… does the word "Hollow" mean anything to anyone here? I found out that's what I am. they're these… ghosts, I guess. Monsters, obake. Spirits who have wandered the earth so long that they get overcome by their despair and mutate into monsters with skull-like masks, and eat other ghosts and people to try and fill the holes in their hearts. Are those a "thing" for anyone else?

… i'm not sure what to do. is there a cannibals anonymous?

oh. I hope everyone enjoyed their gifts. there were no human body parts in the cookies i promise. just sugar and flour and happiness.

[PRIVATE: BROOKE REYNOLDS]

Hey, you're a mortician, right? I need human… flesh, i guess. anything you can spare. bones, organs, whole limbs. anything.

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Oh, ok, sure. I make out with MY friends all the time. Constantly.
8r8 calling 8rooke. Or should it 8e some8ody closer to our age?
What's Jamie's num8er???????? ::::)

I dont normally make out with anyone except you ok. like ever.

Good! We wouldn't want MORE of my time taken up cre8ting perfect revenge schemes, right?

no we really wouldnt.

The 8ack of my neck is tingling are you woo8ing at me

wow Octavia no I do not woob.

Ok. Just making sure!
I will just.
Get 8ack to my scheming and plotting and planning.

btw just how bad of a revenge are we talking here. how afraid should I be for Anthonys safety.

I'm not going to KILL him, Alan.
Exactly what kind of person do you think I am.

I know you already said nonlethal. but you were talking about making him pay and shit and making it sound pretty bad. so are we talking actual bodily harm or something.

What if the answer is yes? ::::|

then Id ask you not to hurt him. youve got every right to be mad but hes my friend and I dont want him getting hurt.

I got hurt first!
I would only 8e settling the score. And then we can all go 8ack to 8eing 8uddies!
8ut he has to pay. That is the way things work. Duh.

its not really that simple.

Uh, yes it is.

1) I say "yo don't do the thing"
2) He does the thing
3) I fuck him up for doing the thing
4) Everything is even!

Look. I didn't even get the list to #8. THAT IS HOW FUCKING SIMPLE THIS IS.

well he might be a bit upset about you fucking him up? and I might be too?

Whereas I didn't get upset anywhere in this process at ALL.
Duh! Stupid st8pid dum8 me. Wh8t was I think8ng!

I SAID YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE MAD DIDNT I. THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN JUST KICK HIS ASS.

So I have to sit here and take it? Like some kind of chumpy-chump loser CHUMP????????

yes those are literally the only two options there is nothing else whatsoever that you can do when youre mad at someone.

My options are:

1) 8e a chump (no)
2) Yell (doesn't work)
3) Resort to more cre8tive methods (yeah!!!!!!!!)

I am only doing what I have to, Alan. Surely you can SEE that! Lol.

(Again that is actually really super funny, pretend you get it)

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Please don't booty call me, Tavia.

I make no promises.

It would be gross on so many levels. Not to mention your booty is already imprinted into my brain from how much you were talking about it when you got the mind powers. I don't need help recalling it.

IT WOULD NOT 8E GROSS FOR YOU I'M PRETTY AS HELL.

8ut yeah no I'm just fucking with you.
In a completely non-homosexual manner!
No sweat. :::;D

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