savetheearth | 010 >> dec 29

so what danny said about me is true. i took a bite out of him. it was my fault, for sure, because i forgot my lunch that day and haha so hungry. anyway i've been trying my very best to stay away from people but i have to go back to work soon or else i won't have any money

SO first part of this post is to tell you all to avoid the Magnificent Bakery on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Those are the days I work. It's numbers club people that are most in danger. i'm usually ok if i make sure to eat.

the other thing is… does the word "Hollow" mean anything to anyone here? I found out that's what I am. they're these… ghosts, I guess. Monsters, obake. Spirits who have wandered the earth so long that they get overcome by their despair and mutate into monsters with skull-like masks, and eat other ghosts and people to try and fill the holes in their hearts. Are those a "thing" for anyone else?

… i'm not sure what to do. is there a cannibals anonymous?

oh. I hope everyone enjoyed their gifts. there were no human body parts in the cookies i promise. just sugar and flour and happiness.

[PRIVATE: BROOKE REYNOLDS]

Hey, you're a mortician, right? I need human… flesh, i guess. anything you can spare. bones, organs, whole limbs. anything.

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Uh, yes it is.

1) I say "yo don't do the thing"
2) He does the thing
3) I fuck him up for doing the thing
4) Everything is even!

Look. I didn't even get the list to #8. THAT IS HOW FUCKING SIMPLE THIS IS.

well he might be a bit upset about you fucking him up? and I might be too?

Whereas I didn't get upset anywhere in this process at ALL.
Duh! Stupid st8pid dum8 me. Wh8t was I think8ng!

I SAID YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE MAD DIDNT I. THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN JUST KICK HIS ASS.

So I have to sit here and take it? Like some kind of chumpy-chump loser CHUMP????????

yes those are literally the only two options there is nothing else whatsoever that you can do when youre mad at someone.

My options are:

1) 8e a chump (no)
2) Yell (doesn't work)
3) Resort to more cre8tive methods (yeah!!!!!!!!)

I am only doing what I have to, Alan. Surely you can SEE that! Lol.

(Again that is actually really super funny, pretend you get it)

uh why exactly would yelling not work. seems like a perfectly reasonable response to me.

8ecause it's your response to pretty much everything, Alan. And where does it get you? ::::|
People forget a8out 8eing yelled at in MINUTES!
A good punishment lingers. ::::)

yeah well maybe I dont want you punishing my best friend. its not like hes going to kiss me ever again.

Y8U'RE D8MN FUCKING RIGHT HE'S N8T.
We don't always get what we want, Alan!
And I am entirely justified here. I do what I want and you can't stop me!

YOU ARE OVERREACTING LIKE FUCK.

Edited (icons) 2013-12-30 03:40 (UTC)

FUNNY WAY TO SP8LL "YOU ARE J8STIFIED AS FUCK" 8UT OK.

YOU ARE NOT JUSTIFIED

I 8M HELLA JUSTIFIED AND Y8U'D WANT TO DO THE S8ME THING AND YOU KN8W IT!!!!!!!!

NO I FUCKING WOULDNT IF YOU MADE OUT WITH A FRIEND OF YOURS ID BE MAD BUT I WOULDNT ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING TO THEM.

Then I guess I just love you more than you love me! THEM'S THE 8R8KS.

holy shit I cant believe you just said that.

........"Them's the 8r8ks?"

NO NOT THAT.

I didn't mean it in a 8AD way! Cool your jets.

oh well that makes it all ok. jsyk measuring love by violent jealousy is kind of fucked up.

Ok 8ro you just keep oversimplifying shit and trying to make me feel 8ad when this isn't even my fault. That is a super cool thing to do!

what so suddenly IM the one oversimplifying shit??? and Im not trying to make you feel bad Im just pointing out that youre being really weird about this.

8H M8 G8D HOW IS TH8RE ANYTHING W8IRD A8OUT THIS.
People do 8ad shit and I make them pay! Or at least plan to. This is an esta8lished pattern.
Just like we made the 8lood Keys and Terezi pay, and how we are going to make the aliens and Sherman pay!
So much paying. My metaphorical loot pile made of revenge will 8e as 8ig as my ACTUAL one. Yeah!!!!!!!!

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