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[grimmopedia]

I heard people on here have gotten back certain unwanted urges recently. I got back some memories of ways I used to handle them. If anyone is interested in hearing them or swapping techniques let me know.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

yeah i keep getting urges to punch assholes in the face. how do you, as an asshole, feel that i should handle this

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[grimmopedia]

You can start by following the rules when you show up at someone's party. Like not wearing red, but sorry for what happened. Even if it could have been avoided by you following some simple instructions.

[synonymouswithdookie]

it was fuckin maroon ok how was i supposed to know youd go all running of the bulls on my ass

[grimmopedia]

You weren't. It wasn't like I wanted it advertised!

But look I don't say this a lot but I'm sorry. I should of had someone else answer the door and they would have made you change or something, so this whole thing wouldn't have happened.

[synonymouswithdookie]

ah well shit happens don't worry about it.

also sorry about that time i blew smoke in your face that was pretty douchy

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[willchange]

...urges?

[She is afraid to even ask, because wow dude are you aware of how sketchy you are sounding.]

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[grimmopedia]

Yes, urges.

[He has no idea! She's probably another person who doesn't want to out themselves on the network, so there's no need to clarify.]

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[willchange]

And... what kind of urges would those be?

[Why is she even having this conversation, dear god.]

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[grimmopedia]

The kind you don't admit to having to strangers unless they're in the same boat. But they aren't good ones. If you aren't having them then don't worry about it.

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[willchange]

Oh, uh... alright then...

[Yeah, she definitely has the wrong idea now, whoops.]

I didn't mean to pry or anything! Sorry I asked, I'll just... yeah, just nevermind. I'm guessing it's probably better if I don't know.

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[dragon_blossom]

vampires? cannibals?

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[grimmopedia]

So much for subtlety. Careful throwing those labels around. No one wants to get branded with that.

[dragon_blossom]

they dont teach subtlety in school.

ill try not to get any1 burned at a stake ok?

[grimmopedia]

Obviously they don't.

I'm sure they'd appreciate that. You jumped cannibals and vampire real quick. Why those two? There are plenty of other things with urges.

[dragon_blossom]

tbh because so much other weird shit is happening and angsty vampires all wanna control it right?

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[sassymaru]

how about ways to keep from remembering things we remembered

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[grimmopedia]

Man I wish I had a way to do that. Dude, are you cool? I have beer.

[The lack of those weird symbol things that look nothing like faces has him worried man.]

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[sassymaru]

propositioning me with alcohol

and here i thought you didnt like me

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[grimmopedia]

Of course I don't, but if I give you a beer at my place it lessens my chances of having to find you in a park later.

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[sassymaru]

I would never ask YOU to find me in the park.

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[goldenclothes]

Certain unwanted...

You'll have to be a little clearer on what you mean by that. So I know if we're on the same page or not.

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[grimmopedia]

The kind that either end up landing you in jail if you lose control or with an mob toting pitchforks on your ass.

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[goldenclothes]

...yeah, same page.

Is it... something to talk about here or some other place?...

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[grimmopedia]

Yeah either one I guess. Are you cool to be around people?

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[goldenclothes]

Not a fan of it, but I can do it. Couldn't make a paycheck otherwise.