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[horrorterribubble]

ok so i see a lot of people talking their asses off about nothing on here, so i'll just be the first to say that something is FUCKED UP with animals recently.

see, tonight i'm just standin on the balcony enjoying the breeze when suddenly i get jumped by this whack bitch



i managed to catch this photo when the fucker wasn't looking but next thing i knew he was back with like three of his mutant freak buddies. i whipped that motherfucker with a broomstick but as soon as tried to stuff it in a box or something these little bugs started coming out all over

pretty sure i beat it to death but once the bugs left those massive chompers were nowhere to be seen. i'd say i'm just losin it but hey whatever i totally texted you guys with a whiteboard lol



i'm giving the poor bastard a proper autopsy before i flush it down the toilet, findings 2 be announced.

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[horrorterribubble]

[More like a bit of a NERD, says Cori, actual scientist.]

aw

the adorb ways people justify keepin a diary

[professorwolf]

[Do you hear him rolling his eyes, Coral? He is rolling his eyes at you.]

Yes, I go to such lengths. It is shameful of me, I know.

Mostly I am just trying to keep as much of this straight as possible, and a spreadsheet seemed the most efficient way.

[horrorterribubble]

personally i just wanna do all these private webcams

so if i die before i get famous for this everyone can have documented proof of my skill in the face of adversity

[professorwolf]

I'm sure they will be very informative.

[Somewhere between sarcasm and amusement, that one, though it's probably bland enough that it's hard to tell. However, he's not sure he's going to get much else out of this gal.]

Well, keep us informed about the results of your dissection, then, all right?

[horrorterribubble]

sure

unless it's too boring to bother with or too juicy to give away for free