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[horrorterribubble]

ok so i see a lot of people talking their asses off about nothing on here, so i'll just be the first to say that something is FUCKED UP with animals recently.

see, tonight i'm just standin on the balcony enjoying the breeze when suddenly i get jumped by this whack bitch



i managed to catch this photo when the fucker wasn't looking but next thing i knew he was back with like three of his mutant freak buddies. i whipped that motherfucker with a broomstick but as soon as tried to stuff it in a box or something these little bugs started coming out all over

pretty sure i beat it to death but once the bugs left those massive chompers were nowhere to be seen. i'd say i'm just losin it but hey whatever i totally texted you guys with a whiteboard lol



i'm giving the poor bastard a proper autopsy before i flush it down the toilet, findings 2 be announced.

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[shiromadoushi]

Make sure you bring your phone to share.

None of the birds I've seen today have been anything but normal. Sort of a shame, really.

[horrorterribubble]

i think they try to be all furtive and shit

probs only come out when you're vulnerable

[shiromadoushi]

Just when we're out alone?

[[Maybe he just needs to pay more attention...]]

[horrorterribubble]

i dunno i don't have a ton of variety in experience yet

but them fuckers don't like to be seen, i know that much

[shiromadoushi]

Might be why I haven't had any luck, then!

[horrorterribubble]

could be

so you really wanna see these creeps huh

[shiromadoushi]

Of course!