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[horrorterribubble]

ok so i see a lot of people talking their asses off about nothing on here, so i'll just be the first to say that something is FUCKED UP with animals recently.

see, tonight i'm just standin on the balcony enjoying the breeze when suddenly i get jumped by this whack bitch



i managed to catch this photo when the fucker wasn't looking but next thing i knew he was back with like three of his mutant freak buddies. i whipped that motherfucker with a broomstick but as soon as tried to stuff it in a box or something these little bugs started coming out all over

pretty sure i beat it to death but once the bugs left those massive chompers were nowhere to be seen. i'd say i'm just losin it but hey whatever i totally texted you guys with a whiteboard lol



i'm giving the poor bastard a proper autopsy before i flush it down the toilet, findings 2 be announced.

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[horrorterribubble]

nope that's a negative.

i got some higher ideals ya see.

[11ady]

Private lab, huh? Interesting.

[horrorterribubble]

you sure are pushy aren't you?

you got a hard on for science or somethin?

[11ady]

Marketing requires quite a bit of networking with the research sector.

[horrorterribubble]

heh. marketing.

well i'm not too inclined to start mixing business with pleasure this early on. still dunno if you all are just crackpots yet.

[11ady]

You're the one who has to contend with raven baring teeth. Better to handle it with crackpots than no one at all.

[horrorterribubble]

that's where the scientific mind comes in handy. it ain't about figurin whether or not i'm batshit, it's about contemplating all the ways that nature be fuckin scary.

[11ady]

And sharing it with strangers brought to you by the numbers in your head?

[horrorterribubble]

you strangers are just another one of nature's newest mysteries

[11ady]

And you intend to remain a stranger?

[horrorterribubble]

till the moment i'm good and ready to change my mind, yes.

[11ady]

So this is just a PSA.

[horrorterribubble]

yep

i am performing a service for the needy masses

personally? got this shit handled

[11ady]

I eagerly await your next announcement then.