first hat (text)

[pokebonnet]

[A series of numbers is written on the top of the paper in loopy old-lady handwriting. It's followed by a sketch of an old-fashioned ruffled parasol and a few jotted down phases, some of which are written sideways.]

“I shield in the name of fashion. I accessorize for one and all. Pursuit of truth is my passion. This I vow by the great parasol.”

“May the blood of the souless keep your own soul safe.”

Puff Bonnet? Ruffled Parasol?

What is the Parasol Protectorate???

[Whoever is writing this doesn't seem to have figured out about the whole network thing yet.]

Comments

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[pokebonnet]

Oh.

That makes sense.

Hello Mr Ghost.

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[mood2wiingiing]

hi.
i would prefer two be called the king of all humanity though if its all the same two you.

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[pokebonnet]

Are you really the king? The secret ghost king?

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[mood2wiingiing]

yes i really am.
i worked very hard two get this secret ghost king position two ok you wouldnt even understand all the work required.

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[pokebonnet]

Oh, I don't know. I'm a very hard worker.

[Slowly and hesitantly, whoever this is writes:]

Do you ever haunt people for other people, Mr King of All Humanity?

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[mood2wiingiing]

lmao idk it depends on why youre asking

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[pokebonnet]

My grandson is being very silly and it would be nice if you could move down the hall and haunt his bathroom mirror and tell him to listen to me.

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[mood2wiingiing]

lol. that would be great but no i cant actually do that.

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[pokebonnet]

Yoko says you aren't really a ghost.

I wish you could, though. Artie is being very stubborn.

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[mood2wiingiing]

no i totally am a ghost ok.
yoko is a liar.

(you know, he could probably HACK into "Artie's" computer)

[pokebonnet]

She seems like a very nice young lady.

What about his computer? Could you haunt his computer?