drama8om8: (NO SUCK YOU YOU FUCK)
Octavia Serket-Hunter || Vriska Serket ([personal profile] drama8om8) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-12-11 10:30 pm

video; icly late at night what are timezones

Hey, nerds. Me and Alan did a thing!

[ There's a distinctly sing-song lilt to that smug little voice. Octavia is looking incredibly overconfident and egotistical tonight, even by her own high standards. She's standing in one of the Dead District's alleyways, her hair is being whipped into even more of a tangle than usual by the wind, and she's displaying a dazzlingly douchey grin.

She's also waving around a gun.

A very powerful and dubiously-legal gun, for those who might know about such things.

Oh dear.
]

Or teeeeeeeechnically we did a few things, I guess? Haha! Check it out - we got spares!

[ She briefly points her phone camera at a small pile of guns on the ground - again, they're all top-of-the-range weapons that absolutely shouldn't be anywhere near someone like Octavia. When the view returns to her face, she looks less cocky and more absolutely fucking delighted. ]

Those Blood Key guys? Surprisingly difficult to mind control. But I did it! Because I am amazing. And Alan is pretty super great at chasing them off with their own guns after they've been headfucked into dropping them. Do we make the best vigilante crime-fighting duo or what?

[ Alan chooses this moment to poke his head into view of the video. His eyebrows, as always, are magnificent. ]

BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING WE ARE BEING CAREFUL ABOUT THIS AND NOT GETTING IN ANY ACTUAL TROUBLE.

[ Then he retreats again, leaving Tavia to end the video feed. ]
hawaiianheir: ([screams externally])

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[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-12-16 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
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hawaiianheir: ([screams internally])

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[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-12-17 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
no no tavia you don't UNDERSTAND
I REENACTED THIS
IN A LAB
i was in that super shitty nerdy elf coat? the one you laughed at me about?
and like
there were a TON of babies
so many of them
i'm not sure where they come from but I WAS ACTUALLY GIVING THEM BUNNIES LIKE IN THE SCENE
hawaiianheir: (you've come this far and you're broken)

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[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-12-17 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I HAVE NO IDEA
like i remember one with a sort-of goofy bun, and another one kind of curly bangs, and another who had like, longish black hair? (for a baby i mean, obvs)
and like
i have zero clue what this is about
there were just a bunch of babies
and i was giving out bunnies like i was intergalactic oprah
and i was in what is quite possibly the dorkiest labcoat ever conceived
that is the extent of my knowledge
hawaiianheir: ([screams internally])

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[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-12-17 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
man i can't even begin to counter that because you are 100% right holy shit
why did past me think that was a thing to wear.
also oh god don't talk to me about karkat
i forgot that i remembered that karkat totally tried to hit on john
it is in fact the worst of things