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Hey, nerds. Me and Alan did a thing!

[ There's a distinctly sing-song lilt to that smug little voice. Octavia is looking incredibly overconfident and egotistical tonight, even by her own high standards. She's standing in one of the Dead District's alleyways, her hair is being whipped into even more of a tangle than usual by the wind, and she's displaying a dazzlingly douchey grin.

She's also waving around a gun.

A very powerful and dubiously-legal gun, for those who might know about such things.

Oh dear. ]

Or teeeeeeeechnically we did a few things, I guess? Haha! Check it out - we got spares!

[ She briefly points her phone camera at a small pile of guns on the ground - again, they're all top-of-the-range weapons that absolutely shouldn't be anywhere near someone like Octavia. When the view returns to her face, she looks less cocky and more absolutely fucking delighted. ]

Those Blood Key guys? Surprisingly difficult to mind control. But I did it! Because I am amazing. And Alan is pretty super great at chasing them off with their own guns after they've been headfucked into dropping them. Do we make the best vigilante crime-fighting duo or what?

[ Alan chooses this moment to poke his head into view of the video. His eyebrows, as always, are magnificent. ]

BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING WE ARE BEING CAREFUL ABOUT THIS AND NOT GETTING IN ANY ACTUAL TROUBLE.

[ Then he retreats again, leaving Tavia to end the video feed. ]

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[Elian doesn't handwrite this

he doesn't even audio

NO, HE MUST DISPLAY HIS DISAPPROVAL /WITH HIS FACE/]

What have you done.

[ She actually has the decency to look chastised.

Slightly.

For almost five seconds. ]

Didn't you hear Alan? We are being totaly safe about this. We are finding bad guys in like. Pairs! Not huge gangs, that would be dumb. And then I do my mind thing and make them drop their shit and then Alan swoops in and is all "freeze fuckers I AM THE NIGHT" while I keep them subdued and then we take their stuff and make them run away. It's awesome!

For god's sake, don't you think they could become wise to you at some point and perhaps lure you in to an ambush? Where would you be then! What would your parents think!

Our parents already think we're terrorists. Can't really make it any worse.

What Alan said, plus my mom is kind of doing her giant-ass eighth wedding preparations thing right now and has probably forgotten I ever existed.

It's one thing to be seen as an enemy. It's quite another to be dead. [this is perhaps the harshest Elian's been in some time; he's barely holding back his anger] Would you have then bury you?

Fuck you. We're in danger all the time. Not just the two of us, everyone on this network! Any of us could die at any moment if the enemy gets their hands on us! Of course we don't wanna die, but there's no point in acting like just we'd be safe just doing nothing.

Really? This seemed like a good idea?

[ Massaging his temples. These two are really, really good at giving him sudden migraines. ]

Are you guys just trying to top your last stunt?

Oh my god.
You're going to shoot your eye out. Or someone else's eye out. Someone's eye is getting shot out because I am positive you have no idea how to use a gun.

At least tell me you are wearing a mask of some sort when you do this.

One, you're doing the face again. The little scrunchyface. The weenieface.

And two, it is a good idea and we have topped our last stunt! We stay hidden and keep our distance until I get a good grip with the mindshit, okay. We are being increeeeeeeedibly careful about this. And we have guns now! So many guns. I could shoot like eight dudes at once with this sweet haul!

Wonderful, so you'll just tempt fate by dangling your life before it since you've none to care for you?

I never said we were safe doing nothing! But for a child to put themselves in such danger is inexcusable. And I assure you, there is a great difference between looking for trouble, and dealing with it as it comes.

We're not children, okay. We know what we're doing.

[...........]

[Yeah. He's. Got nothing. Just a facepalm. Why. Why this.]

Hey, I'm not all suicidal and junk! I know what I'm doing, duh. We are being incredibly super careful about this! Or they'd have busted our perfect youthful asses already.

Don't even tell me you've fought a gang before.

[HE'S NOT SARCASTIC he's actually mildly alarmed]

Your 'perfect youthful ass' has been busted once, if I may be so bold to remind you. What you've been is lucky, and sooner or later, that luck will run out.

...

I feel like I've seen your face before.

Along with a hotline I should call in the scenario that I see you.

I've fought monsters. Past me did it professionally. And he did fight against criminals too.

DO NOT CALL THAT HOTLINE.

I gotta be honest, my hand is already moving, I dunno if I can stop i-

Yup. Just finished the area code.

Oh my godddddddd.
Calm your tits! I 8n't actually SHOOTING anything. At least not yet! 8ut I played a LOT of Call of Duty 8efore I was a fugitive. A LOT. And my kill/death r8tio proves I am a8solutely perfectly 100% capa8le of using a gun!
So I 8n't going to shoot any8ody's eye out. Except maaaaaaaay8e the 8ad guys.
(It is only a may8e 8ecause if I shoot their eye out it might trigger me! 8ecause past life shit. Super gross.)

And I have a scarf over my chin 8ut seriously if the POLICE can't find me despite knowing my face then neither can these stooges. ::::I

[oh christ are you serious. have Elian rubbing his face with his hands in frustration]

God give me strength. Listen to me, child. Alan, whatever your name is. Whatever memories you do or do not have, can you honestly tell me that you've lived that life and therefore understand its nuances?

Can you tell me that, without a doubt, you're nearly as good as they are? Or even party?

Are you jelly of my gun stockpile? Or my cool powers? Or both?

IF Y8U C8LL THE HOTL8NE I W8LL USE ALL THESE G8NS TO MURD8R YOU AND LIKE TEN PUPPI8S I SWEAR T8 G8D.

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