001 [Text: Computer]

[spideyfanone]

Um, so, yeah. I just spent forever looking back at this epic... network... thing, and I'm really confused and I kinda figured it was, like, a LARP or something at first, but that would make too much sense, right? And it's not that much weirder than a string of numbers I can't get out of my brain or a stupid kiddie lunchbox I found in the attic and now feel like it's my security blanket or something. So, like, tl;dr, this is a real thing, right, and I'm not crazy for going through the old stuff on here and NOT doing my homework? Cus much as I don't actually wanna read about a bunch of old timey English girls getting invited to dances, it's starting to look like that might be a way less lethal way to spend the night.

Comments

[spideyfanone]

Sorry, teach, gotta answer this message about a weird statue. I'll have my paper tomorrow.

Like that?

[shiromadoushi]

For someone sure that the teachers want you to STFU, you're pretty sure they'll still pester you for answers.

Seriously, you've never spent a class just being on your phone or drawing or anything like that? How do you stand it?

[spideyfanone]

Yeah, I draw in BORING classes. That doesn't mean I can't pay attention. But I mean more assignments... stuff.

[shiromadoushi]

[[whereas Bakura draws in all his classes. Even the ones he likes. Because even those get boring.]]

Just don't do them.

Life's too short to waste on that crap anyway.

[spideyfanone]

Schoolwork counts as life! It really happens and you breathe while you do it. It's not like you turn into a zombie while you do precalc.

[shiromadoushi]

Maybe *you* don't....

[spideyfanone]

It does sometimes feel like something's eating my brain, now you mention it.

[shiromadoushi]

Ha ha very funny.

Seriously though, I'm only in algebra and I think I'd prefer a full out zombie outbreak to even the threat of pre calc.

[spideyfanone]

Oh, precalc is no big deal. It's just hard algebra with some trig at the end. AP calc for real is next year. I'm a little worried about that one.

[shiromadoushi]

[[a long pause. 'No big deal'? Seriously?]]

You're an alien, aren't you?

[spideyfanone]

From the planet Mathutron.

[shiromadoushi]

Robot planet, then? Makes sense. Only robots would have a good math sense, after all.

[spideyfanone]

I'd be a good robot. Robots are cool.

[shiromadoushi]

No argument there! I keep saying we should all get mech units with this craziness. Giant robots make everything better.

[spideyfanone]

I was thinking more cool android with laser eyes. Only less evil than those usually are.

[shiromadoushi]

Laser eyes could be pretty awesome. Though horribly impractical when trying to do anything else. Squint to try and see something in a dark part of a game and suddenly, no more game system. Horrible tragedy.

[spideyfanone]

I'd need a good off switch, yeah. Otherwise you'd need to, like, wear special weird glasses or something.

[shiromadoushi]

Yeah. And that would be annoying.

Maybe you could have eyes that you could exchange, blink twice fast and suddenly it's laser eyes! Another two blinks and you're back to normal ones. That'd be awesome.

[spideyfanone]

That does sound like a good interface if you're a robot already. I'll keep it in mind if I rebuild myself from scratch.

[shiromadoushi]

Something new to study instead of whatever the heck it was you didn't want to, ne?

[spideyfanone]

I don't think English teachers accept fobots, even if they are primed and ready for battle. Unless they can perform literary deconstruction.

[shiromadoushi]

But if you were a 'bot, you could read that book in seconds flat and instantly produce the essay the teacher wanted.

Leaving you far more time for games.