closed;

[schild]

Who: the naked, dickless giant club
What: Attack on Echo Party
Where: Bertholdt's (and Ryan's) Apartment
When: Sunday, December 8 (evening, but not too late... because kids, y'know?)
Warnings: Spoilers for Attack on Titan all over.

[ At last, the big day has come. The Echo party. Sasha was bringing snacks, and Ryan and Bertholdt even decked the place out in Christmas decorations-- they have a real tree and everything. Their apartment looks, in a word, festive, which is adorable given that they're wearing matching christmas sweaters and fidgeting around a bit. ]

[ Now just pretend Ryan and Bertl don't look kinda titan-y and you're all set. And forget about the part where they're having a bunch of kids over to discuss their ridiculously depressing past lives... Well. You feel me. ]

[ So yeah!!! THIS IS IT!! Just for reference, I'm putting a "Start" (ie: for people getting to the party if you wanna awkwardly greet people or so you can handwave that too) and then just saying like "later" or whatever for Ryan's big heck up, you guys are free to start threads whenever/wherever just say when in the subject if you wanna. (so like, 3DMG showing offs and PS3 fun times, etc. go crazy!!) ]

[ Here's the plot post for reference. ]

Comments

[anequal]

[And what Connie does is totally take the cupcake Anthony totally already grabbed what the hell!!!]

-- Hey!

[wasthatmymom]

[Licks it. Yeah. If you aren't serious about cupcakes go the fuck home.]

Eat me, Kangaroo Jack. [And he'll just take a gigantic bite of it. Mm. So good. So tasty. Such frosting.]

[anequal]

[Wow did you just challenge him?

Because Anthony's grabbing Connie's wrist and yanking the cupcake toward himself and TAKING A BIG BITE OUT OF IT AS WELL]

You were saying.

[wasthatmymom]

...Dude.

Dude! [Connie looks kind of incredulous. Like Anthony just walked through a wall.]

You don't just....I licked it you can't take a bite! That's against like, every schoolyard rule and regulation.

[A long, quiet pause.]

Jesus christ.

You're an animal.

[anequal]

You didn't think I wouldn't be afraid to break rules for food?

[He chews ferociously, challenging Connie because fuck yeah he did just eat that cupcake you licked. Whatcha gonna do about it.]

[wasthatmymom]

You think you're tough, Kangaroo Jack?

[Closes the distance between them some. His afro is practically quivering with rage.]

You think you can walk around here like you're head carnivore? No way, man. I trained under the master, under the queen. I'm the Karate Kid.

[Dramatically lifts up another cupcake, holding it squarely in front of Anthony's eyes.]

You.

Me.

Cupcake eating contest.

[anequal]

Oh, you asked for it.

[He grabs another cupcake and raises it to Connie.]

You're going down.

[wirsinddiejager]

[Alan is silently cheering Anthony on from the other side of the room. You can do it, buddy. You can beat the Karate Kid.]

[anequal]

[you are the best friend alan he loves u so much






no homo]

[wirsinddiejager]

[all the 100% platonic love]

[onlyleft]

[what is wrong with you jesus christ]

[anequal]

[look little boy you don't understand this is an adult's war ok]





[or maybe just a bunch of morons']

[onlyleft]

[what do you mean maybe a bunch of morons' war.




you should be saying definitely]

[anequal]

[you see me warrin'

you hatin']