Arthur Curry | Aquaman (
italktofish) wrote in
savetheearth2013-12-08 04:07 pm
Adventure 21 | [Video, Action later on]
[It's Christmas time, so, really, should anyone be surprised when the video feed opens and there's Arthur wearing a Santa suit?]
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE!
[Why, yes, Arthur appears to be very excited. Far too excited, indeed.]
I just wanted to let you all know that I've got a part-time job for the holidays!
[Does anyone really need to guess what that job is?]
I'm going to be Santa's helper over at [insert name of a shopping mall that is not the one Arthur got thrown out of for jumping in a fountain]! And I'm also going to be visiting the hospital throughout the season! Got to spread that holiday cheer to everyone who might have gotten hurt in the quake, you know?
[Action]
So it's Christmas at the mall, and of course the mall has a Santa Claus at its service! Arthur's a part-time sort of Santa, and while he won't be found while kids are going to and from school, he can be found in the late mornings, early afternoons, and sometimes later in the evening.
Throughout the holiday season, the mall will be subjected to the loudest round of "HO, HO, HO!" it's ever gotten from a mall Santa, and the Santa himself is probably the biggest they've had on top of that. Arthur's still ripped from that one fortunate Echo, though he's stuffed a few pillows into the suit to give himself an appropriate amount of Santa padding.
Most of the time, he's in the Santa's Workshop part of the mall, sitting in the sleigh among the fake snow and photographers dressed as elves. But he can occasionally be found throughout the rest of the mall, walking around, waving at people, and generally having a good time pretending to be Santa Claus.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE!
[Why, yes, Arthur appears to be very excited. Far too excited, indeed.]
I just wanted to let you all know that I've got a part-time job for the holidays!
[Does anyone really need to guess what that job is?]
I'm going to be Santa's helper over at [insert name of a shopping mall that is not the one Arthur got thrown out of for jumping in a fountain]! And I'm also going to be visiting the hospital throughout the season! Got to spread that holiday cheer to everyone who might have gotten hurt in the quake, you know?
[Action]
So it's Christmas at the mall, and of course the mall has a Santa Claus at its service! Arthur's a part-time sort of Santa, and while he won't be found while kids are going to and from school, he can be found in the late mornings, early afternoons, and sometimes later in the evening.
Throughout the holiday season, the mall will be subjected to the loudest round of "HO, HO, HO!" it's ever gotten from a mall Santa, and the Santa himself is probably the biggest they've had on top of that. Arthur's still ripped from that one fortunate Echo, though he's stuffed a few pillows into the suit to give himself an appropriate amount of Santa padding.
Most of the time, he's in the Santa's Workshop part of the mall, sitting in the sleigh among the fake snow and photographers dressed as elves. But he can occasionally be found throughout the rest of the mall, walking around, waving at people, and generally having a good time pretending to be Santa Claus.

[Action]
""Thanks a lot!"
"You're really awesome and great and awesome!"
[Action]
"Think of it as part of my Christmas present to you guys--you really deserve an OUTRAGEOUS one!"
[Action]
"We swear it will be so!" They suddenly jump away and point dramatically to Arthur-Santa.
"FOR ALL YOUR GOOD WILL!"
"FOR YOUR HELPFULNESS AND KINDNESS!"
"WE WE GET YOU AN OUTRAGEOUS CHRISTMAS PRESENT THAT YOU JUSTLY DESERVE!"
[Action]