[Voice], home phone, Backdated to noon

[originaloddcouple]

[The Dians spent most of their day catering to Mrs. Harvent's complaints and cleaning their own messy shop. Everytime they attempted to reach for a way to access the network, the old crone's voice would order them around.

Eventually, Isaac managed to get to a phone.]

come on, come on, oh there we go HEY IS EVERYONE OKAY?! MIRIA AND I ARE READY TO HELP OUT ANYONE WHO NEEDS SOME ASSIST-

Would you stop your racket, son-in-law? You're giving me a headache. Who are you even talking to?

I'm talking to friends of mine, Mrs. Harvent. I just want to be sure everyone's okay.

Are they okay?

I haven't heard anything ye-

Don't be ridiculous. Who'd want to be friends with you two?

Mom!

Don't give me that tone, young lady!

...Sorry, Mom.

[There's a sigh.]

Just... give us a heads up!

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[synonymouswithdookie]

See? That's you guys being awesome again!

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[originaloddcouple]

Nonono, you really are great!

Exceptionally great!

Tremendously great!

Idiots, I know there's no one on that phone line. Stop pretending.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

Let me talk to your mom.

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[originaloddcouple]

T-That's not necessary!

Plus, she might not even be able to-

"She"? Are you talking about me?

...No?

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[synonymouswithdookie]

No, really, put her on, it'll be great.

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[originaloddcouple]

I really don't think we should!

Shouldn't do what? What's going on?

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[synonymouswithdookie]

Aw, come on! It'll be funny as hell!