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[After going through the network a bit Maggie is well. A touch unsettled. More than a touch, really. This is voice only since she isn't about to go showing her face off to anyone. She's booted up a voice modifier on her laptop for extra caution--though that may make it a touch difficult to differentiate between the two people speaking.]

So. This isn't the first time my friend and I have come across this thing. Personally speaking I was a little freaked out about it.

[ Kavi is not much better off. he has no issue with the extra precautions taken. they do not know what this is really all about. no reason to take further risks by revealing their identities so quickly. ]

Not to mention that everything that we've read so far is... It's a little hard to believe it's not some elaborate prank or hoax.

Given how this [What to even refer to it as] network? Is accessed, and some of the things we have read we've been able to figure out that it isn't so. So I guess what we're seeking are answers, if anyone is willing to share them.

Answers and maybe assurance that we are not losing our minds. [ chuckle. this is nerve wracking! ]

Yea that. That would be nice. [Her laugh is more just a unsure huff.]

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I started with that! ...Not the whiskey. But the correct dosages. And obviously, it didn't work.

No need to raise your voice.

Still, though. Overdosing is never the answer.

I fucking had someone try to strangle me into unconsciousness. Hint: it didn't work.

You had someone what?

Also someone try to mindcontrol me into sleeping. Yet again, didn't work. I was pretty desperate that first month.

You're killing me over here, kiddo.

One-- don't call me kiddo. Two-- you might start picking up shitty powers like this too.

I hope not. I like sleeping, thank you.

I think the not-sleeping is my thing. Since I'm Jesus. But you might become some sort of robotic magical girl.

Do we get to choose? If so then I'll take that gentleman's horns over becoming a robot.

Do you think I'd choose Jesus tears? Are you kidding me? No, it's all distributed via a bullshit mechanism involving whatever the universe thinks is most hilarious. Unfortunately for all of us, the universe thinks suffering is a hoot.

Jesus tears?

You know how those Jesus statutes cry blood? Yeah.

You cry blood?

It's fucked up.

That can't be healthy either.

Things I'm totally aware of: this basic fact.

Relax would you? This is a lot for me to soak in.

Ugh, fine. Basically, once you join this network, things suck eternally.

Notice how I've started failing all my classes? This network. The terrorism shit in the city? This network. Massive amounts of police about? This network. It sucks.

I did notice your grades...

At least now I know that there is a good reason why.

See? I'm not on drugs.

I never thought you were.

Just making sure. Gotta cover my bases.

Given what some of the staff is like... I can't say I blame you.

I know, right?! You gotta look out for me, man. In case any of those shitty teachers start gossiping about my drug use or something.

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