[text]backdated to before the tuning tower expedition or the alan/tavia distress call

[gogoghostpowers]

Okay, so I've been kind of collecting my parents' latest conspiracy theories as they've been coming up, because I figure they might be on to something else, after they predicted the water being poisoned a month before it happened.

Here's what I've got so far:

• some of the people on the Locke conspiracy forum started noticing that the TV was skipping seconds or even minutes of footage of whatever they were watching, regardless of channel. They think the cable company's trying to brainwash them.


• The pigeons are either being mind controlled by an elusive organization or have gained sentience. Either way, they're planning a hostile takeover of city hall. (I really doubt it, I think my parents might've finally gone crazy on this one.)


• A Thunder Corp rival secretly sanctioned the bombing of the Dead District to clear it out and lower its value even more so that they could buy it, fence it off, and rebuild it as a segregated elite city that would then turn the rest of Locke into a no man's land.


• Thunder Corp bombed its own land to try and scare the mole people who live in the abandoned houses and the sewers there into submitting to them. There aren't any big ideas yet on what they would want with the mole people, though.


• The heightened police presence lately is so that they can try and find someone suspicious looking to be the scapegoat for the bombings, sentence them for life, and instead of taking them to jail, hauling them away for human experimentation instead.


• Russians.

Also, this isn't a conspiracy theory but I was wondering...for anyone else at the Halloween party, did any of you guys recognize the monster thing that showed up? I remembered meeting something a lot like it before a few days later. Maybe it's actually be related to us (or some of us?) in some way other than just "wanting to kill us"?

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[gogoghostpowers]

Well, it'd be pretty hard to get a mortgage and find a job to pay for it when you're a mole person!

whoops...

[struckout]

[ .... Anyway. ]

In other words, people are noticing the weird things. But jumping to crazy conclusions based on them.

[gogoghostpowers]

I guess so. But if you don't know what's really going on, it's kinda hard to tell what seems crazy and what doesn't.