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[vetala]

[You know how sometimes when you panic everything you know about what you're panicking about flies right out the window into the great open skies of What The Actual Fuck?

This is a thing that's happening to Kanti now.]

IT TURNS INTO A CHAINSAW
IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE IT TURNS INTO A CHAINSAW
I HAVE CHAINSAW LIPSTICK
AND I AM BLEEDING CHLOROPHYLL EVERYWHERE
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED MY WEEK TO GO

Comments

[sun_sun]

couldnt you just like
take it out of the bathroom

[vetala]

What
No
It's a chainsaw

[sun_sun]

pretty sure chainsaws can fit through doors dude

[vetala]

Okay
I will walk out of the door with this bright white and extremely inconspicuous chainsaw
And you will explain this to my parents in a believable way

[sun_sun]

oh uh
does
can it turn back into lipstick

[vetala]

I
I believe it does

[sun_sun]

BAM problem solved
youre welcome

[vetala]

What
Why would I be welcome