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[parkourbot]

if someone could tell me what’s going on that’d be awesome
cuz I’m not totally sure if I’m going crazy but I think I saw a giant ass snake before I got clocked one in the face with a rock
and long story short i kinda woke up in the hospital
but it's cool though because i still remember my name and also I left as soon as no one was watching
and seeing as no one seems to be mentioning that kinda shit on the news
the giant snakes I mean
I’m hoping someone’ll help me out here
mostly with something about how I’m not hallucinating or or delusional
even though I'm apparently accessing what looks a really weird conspiracy site about monsters in the city on my phone
which doesn't actually get this kind of stuff normally
and am also seeing giant stone snakes
so I guess it's a bit late on the whole not crazy thing right

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[youngestone]

no dude you're totally sane

at least as sane as the rest of us

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[parkourbot]

so on a scale of 1-10 that's like at least a 7

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[youngestone]

depends, which end is insanity?

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[parkourbot]

I'm gonna go with 1

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[icy_heavens]

No crazier than the rest of us, probably saner than some.

This covers most of what we know about what's happening.

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[parkourbot]

that makes me feel better
also explains that weird memory thing and these numbers so that's cool too
and I am already miles ahead on the cops thing

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[icy_heavens]

It's hard to not be saner than someone who was throwing a screaming fit about not being attacked last week.

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[parkourbot]

wow really
cuz that's totally how I like to start my day
an actual breakfast with a side of being mauled

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[espigeonage]

The good news is unless you *don't* mean a pink rock snake before the bombing, you don't have to worry about those right now! Pretty sure they're all gone, or those particular ones anyway. Who knows about the future, etc.

The bad news is there's worse. Sorry! I see you've been let on as to the conspiracy. Congratulations and condolences. It's pretty harrowing sometimes.

[parkourbot]

those were the ones I meant yeah
and uh that's comforting
sorta
and is it worse than like what is not in that little guide or what
cuz I'm not gonna lie if it hadn't been for the snakes I'd be totally sure this was bs

[espigeonage]

lol. I know, I know. This is all pretty absurd at first. Even once the shock's off there's a lot hard to believe.

[parkourbot]

I'm pretty sure I'm handling the whole shock thing pretty well
I think I skipped it or something
probably that whole knocked out thing
that probably helped

[counterclock]

yeah this shit happens apparently
don't worry
you'll get used to it

[parkourbot]

do you really though or are you just saying that to make it less weird

[counterclock]

little bit of both i guess
i got used to the idea of it at least enough to accept that it's real

[parkourbot]

was it the snakes
cuz snakes would have been pretty convincing to me
and are

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[heymiki]

I'm afraid that how it goes. Although it isn't too difficult to get use to after a while.

At least, that's how I've learned how to handle it.

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[parkourbot]

man people keep saying that
but I'm pretty sure I don't want like
actual monsters to be a thing I have to deal with
I mean not that I got a choice now apparently but y'know

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[heymiki]

I think that it might have to become a daily thing?

To be honest, I have heard stories about other monsters running around...and not to mention something about that bombing too...

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yeah the snakes are not good news :(
normal people cant see them at all and they are somewhat violent!!

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[parkourbot]

I'm no herpetologist but I am pretty sure that snakes like that are never good news
i guess i should consider myself lucky

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i award you 100 points for knowing the word herpetologist
although snakes can be cool i am pretty sure you are right
if the snakes are like
made of pink stone and move on their own
and also try to attack people
there is like nothing in that that could possibly be good!!!

basically if you see weird stuff run
or also contact the network and well try to help :)
probably

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[envisaging]

You're no crazier than the rest of us.

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[parkourbot]

the more people tell me this
the more i feel kinda weirded out but also not totally alone in this whole thing
which i guess is pretty cool

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[envisaging]

It is nice not to be alone when you think you're losing your mind, you know?

I mean, I'm pretty sure you're not. But the company isn't all bad.

[ THOUGH SOMEONE DID SAY THEY WANT TO MURDER PEOPLE AND SHE'S NOT SURE ABOUT THAT. ]