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[parkourbot]

if someone could tell me what’s going on that’d be awesome
cuz I’m not totally sure if I’m going crazy but I think I saw a giant ass snake before I got clocked one in the face with a rock
and long story short i kinda woke up in the hospital
but it's cool though because i still remember my name and also I left as soon as no one was watching
and seeing as no one seems to be mentioning that kinda shit on the news
the giant snakes I mean
I’m hoping someone’ll help me out here
mostly with something about how I’m not hallucinating or or delusional
even though I'm apparently accessing what looks a really weird conspiracy site about monsters in the city on my phone
which doesn't actually get this kind of stuff normally
and am also seeing giant stone snakes
so I guess it's a bit late on the whole not crazy thing right