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savetheearth2013-10-23 05:21 pm
wonk) wrote in savetheearth2013-10-23 05:21 pm
[video] [backdated to tuesday]
[Roxy Kurosawa is smiling at the camera, leaning back in her black-leathered revolving chair in front of a small, cluttered apartment. Her cat, Mutini, can be seen dozing off to the side.]
Heeeeeeeeey, network peeps! Halloween's coming up soon, so I thought I'd show off my cool new magic trick!
[Her eyebrows furrow as she brings her hands together, as if surrounding a spherical object that isn't actually there. Finger wiggling commences. You get the feeling that some sort of magic unsound effect should be occurring, but unfortunately, there is only silence, until Roxy finally mutters "Abraca-happen! and -
is that a pumpkin?
Yup, it's a pumpkin all right. Roxy Kurosawa can spontaneously create pumpkins out of thin air. Beware her, pumpkin lord, vine-walker, master of all that is orange and round. She grins wider and hefts it, doing her best to show it off to the camera.
Fuckin' rad as shit, right? I'm gonna be selling these in my apartment building in the lobby, but for you guys, they're totally free! Just tell me you're from the network or something like that so I know it's you.
Also, what're you guys all doing on Halloween? I need some people to hang out with, I think my friends dropped. [Her smile falters a little as she says this.] But, um, excuse to meet new people I guess?
So, yeah. Pumpkins, Halloween plans. Let's hear it, people!
[The apartment building's name is attached.}
Heeeeeeeeey, network peeps! Halloween's coming up soon, so I thought I'd show off my cool new magic trick!
[Her eyebrows furrow as she brings her hands together, as if surrounding a spherical object that isn't actually there. Finger wiggling commences. You get the feeling that some sort of magic unsound effect should be occurring, but unfortunately, there is only silence, until Roxy finally mutters "Abraca-happen! and -
is that a pumpkin?
Yup, it's a pumpkin all right. Roxy Kurosawa can spontaneously create pumpkins out of thin air. Beware her, pumpkin lord, vine-walker, master of all that is orange and round. She grins wider and hefts it, doing her best to show it off to the camera.
Fuckin' rad as shit, right? I'm gonna be selling these in my apartment building in the lobby, but for you guys, they're totally free! Just tell me you're from the network or something like that so I know it's you.
Also, what're you guys all doing on Halloween? I need some people to hang out with, I think my friends dropped. [Her smile falters a little as she says this.] But, um, excuse to meet new people I guess?
So, yeah. Pumpkins, Halloween plans. Let's hear it, people!
[The apartment building's name is attached.}
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2. THE PART A8OUT THERE 8EING TEN WAS A JOKE YOU FUCKING STOOGE
2 (2). Then you should understand my need for ostent8tious displays of wealthy 8ullshit! And you don't ACTUALLY need a super 8ig fountain to almost-drown some8ody in if the person in question is dum8 enough to just. Dunk his head in it like an idiot.
I think that covers everything. Except your sudden ina8ility to count to 3 I guess? And the typos ARE YOU ON DRUGS. Don't tell Karson if you're a drug addict or he won't let you in the party.
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U CANT BE SARCASTIC LIKE THAT WHEN MAGIC PUMPKINS R A THING JFC
also i can count to 3 those last lines were all part of the same item
(legit tho i dont care how freaky it is it looks p nice)