Adventure 07 | Text

[italktofish]

HAPPY WORLD OCTOPUS DAY EVERYONE

OCTOPUSES ARE PRETTY GREAT




DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE OVER 300 SPECIES OF OCTOPUS AND THAT THEY'RE ALL POISONOUS BUT ONLY ONE KIND IS DEADLY TO HUMANS



AND OCTOPUSES ARE REALLY SMART THEY'RE KIND OF HARD TO KEEP CONTAINED IN AQUARIUMS SOMETIMES AND THEY'RE REALLY GOOD CONVERSATIONALISTS EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T REALLY HAD MUCH OF A CHANCE TO TALK WITH ANY THE ONES I DID GET TO TALK TO WERE ALL AT THE BEACH AND ALL PRETTY GREAT ONE EVEN HELPED ME GIVE SOME GUY WHO WAS GIVING SOME OTHER GUY A HARD TIME A WEDGIE



ALSO THEY CAN CHANGE THEIR COLOR AND SKIN TEXTURE FOR CAMOUFLAGE IT IS PRETTY OUTRAGEOUS



THEY'RE 90% MUSCLE SO THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY STRONG AND STUFF



THEY CAN ALSO SQUIRT INK TO CONFUSE PREDATORS IT IS A USEFUL SKILL

AND LOOK AT THIS BABY ONE HATCHING ISN'T IT ADORABLE

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[italktofish]

A LOT OF THEM LIKE WARMER WATERS BUT SOME OF THEM STAY IT REALLY JUST DEPENDS

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[unimpressive]

that's even better then!! if some stay and some go, imagine all the things they see during that time!

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[italktofish]

I KNOW IT GIVES THEM A CHANCE TO SEE THE WORLD

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[unimpressive]

they're really lucky!! it'd be great if i could do the same!

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[italktofish]

THERE'S ALWAYS THE CHANCE ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GET A BOAT OR A PLANE OR A LOT OF FREQUENT FLYER MILES OR MAYBE EVEN A GOOD RV

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[unimpressive]

a BOAT, huh? that sounds better than all the other ones! you wouldn't have to stop because you hit water!

you're right though!! i've just gotta get a boat or something someday!

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[italktofish]

THAT'S THE SPIRIT OWNING A BOAT OF SOME SORT IS A VERY NOBLE DREAM TO HAVE BOATS ARE GREAT

I USED TO WORK ON A CRUISE SHIP THAT WAS THE BIGGEST BOAT I'VE EVER BEEN ON AND IT MOVED KIND OF SLOWLY BUT IT WAS STILL A LOT OF FUN

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[unimpressive]

that sounds AMAZING! it doesn't matter how slow it moved, you probably still got to go to a TON of places!

that's definitely what i wanna do now though!! i wanna own a boat or get to work on one!!

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[italktofish]

ONLY THING YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR IS THAT THE NETWORK AND THE POWERS AND EVERYTHING ALL GO AWAY IF YOU LEAVE LOCKE SO THAT MIGHT BE A PROBLEM

OTHERWISE IF YOU WANT A JOB ON A CRUISE SHIP SOMEDAY JUST LET ME KNOW MY BUDDY BERNIE STILL WORKS OVER THERE HE'S A GOOD GUY COULD PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU

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[unimpressive]

[Oh, right, boooo.]

huh you're right! it might be worth it, but i guess i'd have to wait till later to do that!

i appreciate that though, thanks! i'll remember that!!

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[italktofish]

YOU'RE WELCOME ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP OUT LIKE THAT

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[unimpressive]

yeah, thanks! and it was great talking to you too!!