Adventure 06 | Voice

[italktofish]

Hello, everyone! I've got a bit of, er, well, a situation, and I'd like a little advice.

Does anyone know of a place that might be able to do bathroom renovations for cheap? My tub's a bit on the small side for a guy of my size, and, well, if I'm going to be sleeping in there from now on, then I need something a bit more comfortable!

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[italktofish]

Well, I DO! But I need it every couple of hours now...it's kinda crazy, but it's just something I've got to live with!

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[boredallready]

Huh, that is weird. I didn't know you could drink while you were sleeping, either...

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[italktofish]

Oh, I'm not DRINKING the water when I'm sleeping! I'm BREATHING it!

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[boredallready]

[There's a brief pause.]

You're... WHAT?!

But...don't you drown if you breathe water?! Or doesn't that mean you're a fish?!

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[italktofish]

Well, I BREATHE like a fish, even if I'm not one yet!

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[boredallready]

But...don't fish have those gill things to breathe?

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[italktofish]

Well, yeah, and I think I have them up in my nose or something now! I'm not really sure...

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[boredallready]

...Uh...You know you can breathe like normal with your nose, right?

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[italktofish]

Yeah, only I can breathe like normal through my nose UNDERWATER!

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[boredallready]

Seriously? That's so cool! I bet you could beat the Olympic medal records and everything! So can you still breathe like normal with your mouth then or...

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[italktofish]

Yeah, I can! I take to water just like a fish now!

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[boredallready]

But if you can still walk, doesn't that make you more like a frog or a turtle?

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[italktofish]

[Congrats Lloyd. You just set off an Echo. Probably explains why Arthur suddenly seems upset.]

NO, I'm nothing like a FROG!

[There's a huff.]

Land or water, they've got to PICK A SIDE! Just because I walk doesn't mean I'm not going back to the water!

[And that part came out without really thinking about it. Weird.]

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[boredallready]

[He aims to please?]

Uhh, s-sorry? I didn't really think it was that big of a deal. Animals just live where they're supposed to, right?

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[italktofish]

But you can't trust an AMPHIBIAN! They can't make any CHOICES!

[This makes sense to him in some weird way, okay?]

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[boredallready]

Isn't that how most animals work, though? That's why people are in charge.

[Or whatever, his teacher said there was some difference like that...]

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[italktofish]

But amphibians are DIFFERENT! They're tricky!

[He kind of doesn't know why he has such strong feelings about amphibians now, but they're there and strong enough that there's really no sense in questioning them.]