Adventure 06 | Voice

[italktofish]

Hello, everyone! I've got a bit of, er, well, a situation, and I'd like a little advice.

Does anyone know of a place that might be able to do bathroom renovations for cheap? My tub's a bit on the small side for a guy of my size, and, well, if I'm going to be sleeping in there from now on, then I need something a bit more comfortable!

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[italktofish]

I suppose you could call it that...

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[show_my_cannons]

...

I was really hoping you weren't going to say that.

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[italktofish]

I can't help it! I need to be exposed to water pretty often now, or else I start feeling like I'm going to keel over!

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[show_my_cannons]

Please tell me you're slightly concerned about that.

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[italktofish]

Well, yeah, I'm not CRAZY, but I'm still going to deal with it! No sense in getting worked up and crying about it!

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[show_my_cannons]

Not saying you need to start crying over it.

Maybe... get it checked out, is all.

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[italktofish]

I guess I could go to one of the doctors, but I don't know what they're going to do...I mean, I talk to fish, breathe underwater, and now I've got to be in the water a whole lot! I don't know where this is going, but I don't think a doctor's going to be able to turn it on and off!

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[show_my_cannons]

There aren't any doctors... on this thing?

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[italktofish]

There are, but that doesn't mean they magically know how to deal with EVERYTHING!

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[show_my_cannons]

You won't know until you ask.

Will you.

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[italktofish]

Well, I guess I could give it a try!

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[show_my_cannons]

What can it hurt?

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[italktofish]

Well, I don't want to stop breathing underwater or talking to fish or anything...

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[show_my_cannons]

I still don't see why you're fine with that...

But tell them that. I guess.

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[italktofish]

Because it's ADVENTURE! I'm always fine with ADVENTURE!

Yeah, I'll keep it in mind!

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[show_my_cannons]

Unless you die.

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[italktofish]

But if I die, I'll at least go out having fun!

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[show_my_cannons]

You...

I can't believe you're serious.

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[italktofish]

Of course I'm serious! Why WOULDN'T I be serious?

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[show_my_cannons]

... I don't know why you wouldn't be.

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[italktofish]

But when have I ever NOT been serious?

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[show_my_cannons]

...

Okay. Point.