savetheearth | episode 06 [Video

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episode 06 [Video | laptop]

[The video opens with the usual view of the wall above Thomas' couch. Riveting. Oddly, he looks really excited this time.]

Hey network, I have a ... favor to ask. So some of you might know my buddy Hajime, kinda tall, manages a Japanese restaurant in town, able to turn into a bugman.

[Thomas stops here to hold up a pretty silly photo of said person.]

Well, thanks to some of those stressful factors I just mentioned, I'm hoping to get him a date so he can unwind and enjoy himself. So, I come before you all today to ask for volunteers. He's a great guy and I'm sure he'd pay for dinner. I'm not sure what his tastes are so I guess we're accepting all applicants regardless of gender.

Speaking of his bug form, he seems to be perfectly willing to be pet if you're into that sort of thing. I'm looking at YOU ... girl from that last mine trip whose name escapes me.

[Thomas points at the screen, invoking an Uncle Sam image to help punctuate the point.]

Well, any takers? We only have so long before my distraction ends and he sees this.

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Death wish much?

I'll be fine. He doesn't know where I live yet.

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Really, Thomas, this is kind of sad.

Edited 2013-10-03 02:11 (UTC)

What? Blind dates are a thing, internet dating is a thing, and so are match making services. It makes sense and, trust me, if I don't try to get him out of his shell he never will.

[He may have used that metaphor in that last sentence just so he could make a bug pun.]

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Dude. I don't know either of you, but this is creepy and weird. And a little pathetic.

What? The way I see it is I'm trying to set my buddy up on a blind date. That's a ... thing isn't it?

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[video] I just realized your username is awesome

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[video] HAHA THANKS i thought it was gross

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lmao ok this is hilarious i cant wait two see how this turns out.

Considering I realized he might know where I live, poorly for me.

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I might happen to know a seeking bachelor

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Great! Finally someone who isn't saying it's a bad idea.

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...Did -- something bring this - on...?

[He falls flat of adding in a habitual "sir" or some such by virtue of being rather unsure what to make of this both in that he's unsure whether he's allowed to find this slightly funny or whether he ought to be concerned - first mention of Hajime on the network he's caught in a while, after all, and of this quirky kind...]

A discussion he and I had the other day inspired me to do this. The guy is far too uptight and I think the closest he's come to a date is this person that pet him when he was a giant bug.

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what about age
does our age matter
are 80 year olds allowed to apply

Eh, sure why not? I'm sure he's not picky.

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Are you actually using the network as a dating service?

...because I might know someone for him.

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Yes. Yes I am.

Really? That's great!

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It's actually kind of a relief to know that not EVERYTHING on this thing is about dire happenings.

Also jeez it's kind of a sausagefest in here isn't it?

Well you have to have SOME levity right?

I know right? I think my idea might not work.

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gosh, what's with all of the party poopers? :P i, for one, think this sounds fun! and he does need to loosen up a little.

good luck with this! i don't think he'd want to date a high schooler, but i'll see if i can find someone else for your list.

Yeah probably not. I don't know, maybe I'll ask him. Anyway, thanks for the help. I appreciate it.

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[So Hajime's finally gotten home after being unwittingly distracted, and as per his routine, he's checking the network, and then he sees this.

It takes him a few moments to react, because at the "kinda tall" part, for a brief moment, he wonders if Thomas is talking about someone else, but no, it's definitely him. No one else matches the bugman description, and then there's the picture. It's him.

It still takes a moment for it to sink in. And when it does...]

What the hell?!

Uh, hi Hajime.

Really now? Not the feeling I got from what I saw, but whatever you say.

[He really wants to apologize, but this is the only fuel he has to tease Hajime with.]

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