( text; written on paper in a journal )

[pawdacious]

dear diary voices in my head satan ghost of henry david thoreau,

karson says i'm hallucinating but i got your message with the ouiji board! i'm glad to know i'm not crazy, just haunted :) by the way, big fan of Walden! i'm sorry for that time in 4th grade i called you a pussy for only spending 2 years at the cabin. i was going through a rough time. as you know i've hit a rough patch once again but it's not so bad. i have family, i have goals, and soon i'll have a community. its actually an okay city. i got a new furcadia account

but i'm sure you don't want to hear the rambling of a gushing fangirl! i have a lot i could tell you about my own endeavors and how i've tried ways in which i've traveled down the path you've tread, but i believe actions speak louder than words. you'll see. i've been hearing rumors about this company in town that's been messing with the water. thundercorp. i've been googling how to ----

sorry karson is snooping i will finish your summoning circle tomorrow. please do not possess uncle jack. you'll probably die of TB all over again.

♥ ♥ ♥ love,
kiki

Comments

[drama8om8]

HE 8N'T A MUTT HE IS 8EAUTY AND PURITY INCARN8, INSIDE AND OUT.

And I am o8lig8ted to say that Karson is a pretty okay person, 8lah 8lah love him like a 8rother yawn snooze 8luh. 8ut that he is TOTALLY STUPID so yes it is a8solutely okay to call him that. I can also recommend "fuckmoronic!" It has a gr8 ring to it. ::::)

[playerspooker]

Sue me, I'm more of a cat person and thought the dog would be a good indirect target to get to him. Clearly, I thought horribly, horribly wrong.

[drama8om8]

I suggest a different route. Like unflattering photoshops of Ron Paul! Who is not cute or adora8le and he doesn't jump up on your lap for lil pupnik snuggles.

I hope.

[playerspooker]

But that involves looking at Ron Paul for extended periods of time...

[drama8om8]

I'd try to 8e constructive a8out this 8ut I think I died 8ack there thinking a8out Ron Paul wriggling around on my knee asking for tummy ru8s and scritches IF I D8N'T M8KE IT OUT OF H8RE ALIVE AL8N GETS MY LOOT PILE

[hawaiianheir]

TAVIA STOP TRYING TO DIE

[drama8om8]

8UT RON P8UL WON'T FOLLOW ME TO HE8VEN DEMANDING TREATS AND WAGGING HIS T8IL

[hawaiianheir]

look knowing our luck ron paul is secrectly a man of the numbers club and there's some special place in
idk, purgatory
for all of us
point is you will probably be stuck with ron paul for all eternity if you die

[drama8om8]

Not if I confer immortality upon him first. With my Jesus powers!
THEN I WILL 8E SAFE FOREVER.

[hawaiianheir]

do you even have your jesus powers
i don't think you can test that.

[drama8om8]

We don't know I 8n't got my Jesus powers. I could already have pulsed 8ack a SHITLOAD of powers I don't know a8out!
Including 8 different kinds of Jesus powers. I could 8e Jesusing at you right the fuck now without even 8eing aware of it. Su8conscious Jesusing.
How holy are you feeling at the moment? Are you experiencing a profound sense of 8lessedness and spiritual fortitude and shit? ::::O

[hawaiianheir]

i don't feel particularly blessed
unless blessedness is like
keeping my window open at all times maybe
but otherwise nah
not feeling it

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

Why the fuck would the st8tus of your window 8e 8lessing-rel8ted what the flying fairyfuck is wrong with you. ::::I

[hawaiianheir]

I DON'T KNOW
I've just had it open for the past few days and if it's not open i get really
irritated
it's weird
i figured you were jesusing me into having an appreciation for the heavens above or
something?

[drama8om8]

Oh, right, that was TOTALLY me. I am all a8out that shit.
I TOLD you my Jesus powers were impressive!
You should feel sorry for dou8ting me!!!!!!!! And may8e hug a cloud or pet the wind or something as penance. Jesus penance.