( text; written on paper in a journal )

[pawdacious]

dear diary voices in my head satan ghost of henry david thoreau,

karson says i'm hallucinating but i got your message with the ouiji board! i'm glad to know i'm not crazy, just haunted :) by the way, big fan of Walden! i'm sorry for that time in 4th grade i called you a pussy for only spending 2 years at the cabin. i was going through a rough time. as you know i've hit a rough patch once again but it's not so bad. i have family, i have goals, and soon i'll have a community. its actually an okay city. i got a new furcadia account

but i'm sure you don't want to hear the rambling of a gushing fangirl! i have a lot i could tell you about my own endeavors and how i've tried ways in which i've traveled down the path you've tread, but i believe actions speak louder than words. you'll see. i've been hearing rumors about this company in town that's been messing with the water. thundercorp. i've been googling how to ----

sorry karson is snooping i will finish your summoning circle tomorrow. please do not possess uncle jack. you'll probably die of TB all over again.

♥ ♥ ♥ love,
kiki

Comments

[pawdacious]

ugh great :\

as if high school wasn't bad enough.

& i can't draw dicks on ALL OF YOU that's just too many dicks on the dance floor.

[mood2wiingiing]

idk id like two see you try drawing dicks on everything it could be kind of funny.
might spice things up a bit around here.

[enrages]

don't fucking encourage her, pissbaby.

[mood2wiingiing]

why not it sounds hilarious.

and its soren.
not pissbaby or any variation thereof.

[enrages]

ugh
soren.
fine.
soren, don't encourage her shit.
i'm trying to keep her from getting involved, and assholes will only encourage her.

[mood2wiingiing]

all im encouraging is drawing dicks on peoples words if just that is going two get her involved then im pretty sure youre out of luck.

[enrages]

she likes drawing dicks.

[mood2wiingiing]

lmao seriously??

[enrages]

pretty much anything that could be considered "eco-terrorism" or just terrorizing people in general.
dicks can be very terrorizing to some people.

[mood2wiingiing]

...ok thats great.
i dont see why you dont want her involved she sounds amazing.

[enrages]

uhhh
maybe because candy is STILL MISSING??
AFTER TWO MONTHS??
PROBABLY DEAD?????
maybe we could all end up dead at some point???
i don't want my cousin getting killed!

[mood2wiingiing]

idk who candy is.

and ok ok fine i get it.
i just dont see how drawing dicks, no matter how much she likes it, is going two get her involved more than she is just by reading this stuff anyway.

[enrages]

candy was my friend.
she went missing right before you showed up on the network-- the police took her away, and the policemen on the network said that there's no paperwork or anything, despite having that shit caught on camera.
urghhghh.
it's fucked up.
this network is fucked up.
nothing is not fucked up, and drawing dicks is the gateway to horror.

[mood2wiingiing]

so. thats where all the police paranoia came from?
thats really messed up.
sorry.

i still think drawing dicks isnt a problem but ill lay off your cousin ok?
i wouldnt want my sister involved either so i get it.

[enrages]

thanks, man.

[mood2wiingiing]

np.

[pawdacious]

that is so many dicks i don't know if i can handle them all!
(yes i intended that to sound wrong just so we're clear.)

[mood2wiingiing]

lmao good because otherwise i would have had two tell you just how gross it sounded.

[pawdacious]

[ She starts out with one dumb reply, then crosses it out, then the process repeats itself. Each time she's too late; it takes a few seconds of staring before she realizes just how awkward she is and scratches out the replies, yet they come one after the other. She can't stop. ]

no don't worry i only draw them!
that isn't to imply i'm
i just like them drawn together. you know like slash.
i like het and femme too so it's

how about we talk about something else now.

[mood2wiingiing]

lmao.
i would but i dont want your cousin yelling at me again really.

[pawdacious]

nothing against you but he'll probably yell at you anyway. i don't know for what but it's inevitable. he's in a constant state of yelling.

[mood2wiingiing]

yeah i know i only met him like a month ago and ive already been text yelled at so many times.

[pawdacious]

don't worry, it's not just you. i think this is the pretty standard treatment. if he's not yelling, please... call a doctor.

[mood2wiingiing]

lol man no im not worried its hilarious.
still though this ONE TIME he kind of has a point and im not going two fight him on it because its not worth it id rather him yell at me about some other bs like the robot alien obamas again.