( text; written on paper in a journal )

[pawdacious]

dear diary voices in my head satan ghost of henry david thoreau,

karson says i'm hallucinating but i got your message with the ouiji board! i'm glad to know i'm not crazy, just haunted :) by the way, big fan of Walden! i'm sorry for that time in 4th grade i called you a pussy for only spending 2 years at the cabin. i was going through a rough time. as you know i've hit a rough patch once again but it's not so bad. i have family, i have goals, and soon i'll have a community. its actually an okay city. i got a new furcadia account

but i'm sure you don't want to hear the rambling of a gushing fangirl! i have a lot i could tell you about my own endeavors and how i've tried ways in which i've traveled down the path you've tread, but i believe actions speak louder than words. you'll see. i've been hearing rumors about this company in town that's been messing with the water. thundercorp. i've been googling how to ----

sorry karson is snooping i will finish your summoning circle tomorrow. please do not possess uncle jack. you'll probably die of TB all over again.

♥ ♥ ♥ love,
kiki

Comments

[epimethean]

Trust me, if I were the ghost of Henry David Thoreau, I'd have plenty of better things to do than hang around on this network.

[pawdacious]

okay that's a good point. plus if you were the legendary HDT you would probably be so eloquent that the words on your my pages would ooze beauty.

that ^{not being HDT}^ doesn't mean you're real though.

[epimethean]

I can be eloquent! These kinds of exchanges don't really call for it, though, I've found.

I am real, I promise.

[pawdacious]

okay fair enough. i'm writing in a journal & it's hard enough to get throughts^<sup>example A! down in a reasonable time without mistakes! let alone trying to express yourself as wonderfully as a poet!

i'd say "prove it ;P" but i think that would be a terrible idea for everyone involved. you'd show up at my front door and uncle jack would probably stab you for trespassing and i'd be disappointed that you're not a ghost.</sup>

[epimethean]

Yeah, I mean, there are ways to o about it, but all of them seem sort of awkward given the current situation.

[pawdacious]

current situation? you mean us only ever talking on a secret magical number network for a limited amount of time?

[epimethean]

I was moreso referring to the fact that we've literally just met and to suggest that we meet in person, even if it's just to prove I'm real, would be incredibly forward of me and also kind of creepy.

[pawdacious]

don't worry chris hansen isn't waiting in my kitchen.
(just kidding! karson would be worse to deal with than hansen anyway.)

i guess it doesn't matter either way. even if you weren't real... whatever. the week's been chaotic enough that it would just be the icing on the cake.

[epimethean]

Okay, well I would feel sort of creepy, Chris Hansen or no. I guess you'll just have to take my word for it.