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Walter "Wally" Westerfeld ([personal profile] gainingmomentum) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-27 05:38 pm

Cleverness Is Relative [Video]

[Walter's been trying to shake off the weird number sequence in his head since he had a weird mental trip a couple of weeks ago, but it's getting to the point that the numbers are impossible to not think about. And becoming more likely that it's not something that he heard on the radio in a song.

That, and his voracious hunger that started happening about the same time are too strange to be coincidental.

Finally, curiosity gets the better of him, and after keying the numbers into Google, he is met with...well, a dearth of information. Other people having weird stuff happen to them. Things about the water pollution that set off that weird dream and the numbers.

It's a bunch of stuff that defies logic, science, and common sense - but enough of it adds up that it can't really be ignored. May as well chime in. Walter switches on the video, and leans back in his chair, tenting his fingers while attempting to look pondersome. In reality, he looks like he's trying to be a supervillain but he's too dorky to pull it off.]


Okay, so. It's not every day that a series of numbers gets stuck in your head, and they turn out to lead you to some strange corner of the internet that tells me that my coworkers literally stink and are in on some kind of conspiracy. It's certainly news to me, that's for sure...
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-28 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
it's probably a good thing that it's news to you
imagine how awkward it would be if you were in on a conspiracy and then suddenly you were on the other side of it
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[personal profile] lightsoflife 2013-09-28 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Police, hm? Seems like you're not the only one in the know.
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-28 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
coworkers huh
you a cop then
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-28 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
oh
then yeah definitely
your coworkers and everyone else in the departments around you are probably on some shit
sorry man
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[personal profile] schild 2013-09-28 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well hey, a familiar face! ]

If it's any consolation, not all of your coworkers. Just some of them. Or well, most of them.

Might be time to hide your stapler.

[ NOT THE TIME FOR JOKES, RYAN. ]
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[personal profile] schild 2013-09-28 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, gotta watch out for that. And, you know, the chance that your cop buddies could turn out to be aliens if they're not on this network, too.

It's a constant struggle.

[ Ah yes, jokes to forget about the weirdness. The best plan. ]
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-28 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
you are asking the wroooong dude
but yeah just browse
ask people about how the water got poisoned
for like a goddamn month this water was fucking poison
you heard the shit in the news about thundercooooooooh my god what the fuck am i doing
i'm trying to convince someone of a conspiracy theory
oh fuck what have these douches done to me
hold up i have to go i can't stay here this is
a problem
fffffffffffuck

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[personal profile] hopediesalone 2013-09-28 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[HEY WALLY LOOK it's a former coworker.]

Well, hell, not like the cops being shit is a new thing.

How've you been?
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-28 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
dude you are totally fucking misinterpreting what is going on here
so since you're having a problem let me spell it out for you
i'm the skeptical asshole who doesn't believe anything
everyone else is p. much 100% convinced of this shit even where i'm not
the point is that i'm starting to be convinced
jesus christ work on recognizing your fucking character archetypes, goddamn

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[personal profile] hopediesalone 2013-09-28 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
If it were that simple...

[he laughs a little.]

Good to hear it.
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-28 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
dude the context clues were so fucking blatant though
didn't you ever take a language arts class growing up
come on man
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[personal profile] wonk 2013-09-28 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
well i mean if u saw the video then
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[personal profile] schild 2013-09-28 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's more likely than you think.

[ Hohoho, hilarious. ]

Yeah, there's a couple of us public service guys on here... Besides the teenagers and teachers and the occasional talking horse.
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[personal profile] hollowleg 2013-09-29 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Some of your coworkers apparently turn into monster dogs. Sorry about that.
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[personal profile] lightsoflife 2013-09-29 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you recognize me? I'm flattered.

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