savetheearth | Cleverness Is Relative [Video]

[Walter's been trying to shake off the weird number sequence in his head since he had a weird mental trip a couple of weeks ago, but it's getting to the point that the numbers are impossible to not think about. And becoming more likely that it's not something that he heard on the radio in a song.

That, and his voracious hunger that started happening about the same time are too strange to be coincidental.

Finally, curiosity gets the better of him, and after keying the numbers into Google, he is met with...well, a dearth of information. Other people having weird stuff happen to them. Things about the water pollution that set off that weird dream and the numbers.

It's a bunch of stuff that defies logic, science, and common sense - but enough of it adds up that it can't really be ignored. May as well chime in. Walter switches on the video, and leans back in his chair, tenting his fingers while attempting to look pondersome. In reality, he looks like he's trying to be a supervillain but he's too dorky to pull it off.]

Okay, so. It's not every day that a series of numbers gets stuck in your head, and they turn out to lead you to some strange corner of the internet that tells me that my coworkers literally stink and are in on some kind of conspiracy. It's certainly news to me, that's for sure...

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it's probably a good thing that it's news to you
imagine how awkward it would be if you were in on a conspiracy and then suddenly you were on the other side of it

There is that! Thank haven for small miracles, I guess. Or...moderate-sized ones, maybe? I'm not clear on the actual size.

well
i'd say it's a pretty good sized one since there has been at least one abduction and one murder

Whoa. Whoa. Hold up.

As in, at the hands of the police?

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Police, hm? Seems like you're not the only one in the know.

Naomi? What're you doing here? I never really took you for being the conspiracy-theorist type.

Oh, so you recognize me? I'm flattered.

Oh come on, how could I not, classy lady like you?

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coworkers huh
you a cop then

Not quite, I'm in forensics.

oh
then yeah definitely
your coworkers and everyone else in the departments around you are probably on some shit
sorry man

What sort of stuff, though? Is there hard evidence for it?

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[ Well hey, a familiar face! ]

If it's any consolation, not all of your coworkers. Just some of them. Or well, most of them.

Might be time to hide your stapler.

[ NOT THE TIME FOR JOKES, RYAN. ]

[Hey, it's always time for jokes. Almost always. Jokes help stave off the weirdness.]

Well, that's good to know. I'll get on that when I go in Monday, I rather like my stapler.

Yeah, gotta watch out for that. And, you know, the chance that your cop buddies could turn out to be aliens if they're not on this network, too.

It's a constant struggle.

[ Ah yes, jokes to forget about the weirdness. The best plan. ]

Me working with aliens, huh? Hah, what are the odds...

[It IS the best plan, because it's Walter's eternal fallback plan.]

Well, if you're in on this thing, maybe it's not completely crazy despite how it sounds.

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[HEY WALLY LOOK it's a former coworker.]

Well, hell, not like the cops being shit is a new thing.

How've you been?

Hey man, odd place to see you, but still good.

I know you don't care for 'em, but please tell me this isn't some elaborate thing you cooked up to ruin their image.

[He's kidding. Mostly.]

If it were that simple...

[he laughs a little.]

Good to hear it.

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well i mean if u saw the video then

What video we talking about here?

it was in the faq the police killed that kid

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Some of your coworkers apparently turn into monster dogs. Sorry about that.

...you do realize how ridiculous that sounds, right? Right?

Ridiculous and true!

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