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[selfassured]

Hypothetical question.

Do we, as a collective group, have some sort of plan B just in case someone happened to spot something 'usual' and proceeded to scream about it?

And may have potentially screamed in a public place. With several people around who may or may not have had a degree of authority.

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[detectivetroll]

You should, I only do my best for the special ones.

I don't blame you, neither do I. Yoga's supposed to help, but I never got that, either. Maybe Tai Chi, that's the only one I ever did that stuck.

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[selfassured]

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Tai Chi? Guess that might work.

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[detectivetroll]

Does that mean I've earned getting to do another dog joke?

There's probably some classes if you want to look, or I could should you some things myself. Or you could probably download some stuff off the internet, but I'm making no claims about the quality of what's out there.

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[selfassured]

You wish.

I'll take a chance and try the internet first. At least then I can look ridiculous without other people seeing.

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[detectivetroll]

Guess I'll just have to keep trying. I'm optimistic about some things.

Good luck, man. Let me know if you change your mind.

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[selfassured]

Optimistic about the wrong things.

You'll be the first to know if I ever want to look stupid in front of another person.

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[detectivetroll]

I prefer selectively optimistic.

I can solemnly promise not to mock you for looking stupid.

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[selfassured]

Of course you do.

And i'll believe that when I see it. If I ever have to see it in the first place.

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[detectivetroll]

Hey, if I'm showing you what I know, I'd be looking stupid right along with you.

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[selfassured]

Less stupid than the guy who doesn't know what they're doing.

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[detectivetroll]

What, are you really that worried about looking stupid in front of me? I think I might be flattered, I didn't know my opinion counted for that much.

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[selfassured]

It's not your opinion that i'm worried about. It's the possibility that you might record it and upload it.

[ And his hypothetical street cred. That too. ]

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[detectivetroll]

I'm offended at the implication. My methods of trolling are much more subtle than that.

Besides, you know how hard it'd be to set up a camera that you wouldn't notice and wouldn't get me in the shot as well? Not worth the effort.

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[selfassured]

You wish you were that subtle.

I'll give you the point about the camera though.

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[detectivetroll]

Hey, as long as one of those worked, we're good.

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[selfassured]

Oh good