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❝ FULL FRONTAL ❞ ([personal profile] secondcomingof) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-04-01 08:16 pm

ᴏɴᴇ. [ video; later afternoon ]

[ Despite his reputation as a prominent figure, Casval Mass still held a certain aversion to showing his face in public when he deemed it unnecessary. The fact that he's doing so to what he's deduced to be a bunch of strangers, seemingly picked at random by some outside force, makes him all the warier.

But what Casval likes even less than an overabundance of frivolous contact is a serious lack of answers. And answers were nowhere to be found, in this situation. Those strange lights, those strange numbers connecting him to faces and places he didn't recognize, but above all else, that haunting name, Char Aznable, which plagued his dreams and stole away what little sleep he managed to grasp at night.

So even though anxiety prickles through his consciousness, he figures a straightforward effort on his part may be the only way to find those answers he's seeking—and with a click of a button and a flurry of digits he couldn't discard from his memory even if he tried, Casval makes his first appearance on the network. ]


Greetings. This is Captain Casval Mass, though I'm sure that name means nothing to any of you. In fact, from what I've gathered so far, none of our names mean anything to each other.

[ Leaning back in his office chair, Casval folds his hands, staring sternly at his monitor and speaking with a swift, sure tone, lightly accented, the mark of a tested politician. ]

While some of you appear to have written this off as some kind of joke or hoax, I would advise you that such a possibility is highly unlikely. I am no believer in gods or the mystical forces surrounding them, but for now, we have to accept that what's going on is beyond our present capabilities to understand.

And I would like to understand.

Therefore, I would request—merely for the purposes of resolving this matter, mind you, I've no true personal interest in how you may spend your time—that you all tell me a little bit about yourselves. More specifically, any recent happenings in your lives that have stricken you as odd, or out of place, something that you saw, heard, or felt, anything that can might be interconnected. Because we are all accessing this same "network", we must all then share something in common, even if it isn't immediately coming to mind. I, of course, will disclose whatever you wish to know, within reason.

As a final note, I am currently stationed at Fort Turner, on a joint military venture with your country. I don't expect to be staying very long, so if you would prefer to discuss matters in private, feel free to stop on by; just ask for Captain Mass at the gate and they'll wave you on through. [ His face twitches, briefly, as if to say any juvenile jokes regarding my name will result in painful strangling, courtesy of myself. ] We could always use an extra hand or two around the base, if you've skill with a wrench or some related field.

[ Casval bows his head to his audience and offers up a polite smile. ]

I look forward to working with all of you to arrive at a logical, and mutually beneficial, resolution.

[ And click! goes the feed. ]

(( Respond however you like here! Casval will be sitting at his computer drinking tea like a boss or I left it open to anyone interested in some action for swinging on by the base. Public areas only, obviously, since they're not going to let just anyone go wandering around, but other than that have at it. Casval is NOT wearing any mask whatsoever, so you can disregard that in my icons for now. ))
masterofbling: (he real)

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-04-03 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Just some scouting. An entrepreneur always seeks out investment opportunities. You must be Captain Mass.

[With an easy smile, he offers a handshake.]

I saw the pictures. I must say that they don't do your hair justice.
cashing: (you gotta help me out)

[personal profile] cashing 2013-04-03 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Baelish. Richard Baelish. Most everyone calls me "Big Dick" though.

[His candor is casual. Just look at all this swag, ok? Armani suit and laser whitened smile. Shoes custom-made by some European cobbler. Silk tie. Swiss watch. He's dressed to impress. This is not a man who's looking to hide in the shadows.]

Maybe I'll have my personal photographer help cover your next press con.

[All the better to plaster your pretty face on the tabloids once he's done with you.]
masterofbling: (he always in the air)

oops icon + ugh grammar sorry

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-04-03 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fine, be boring. If you're intent on making the ice hard to break, Big Dick will just have to drill harder. It worked for finding oil in Alaska. It'll pan out here. He makes a point of dripping self-confidence. Nothing wrong with a little challenge. Those are the most fun to knock down a few pegs.]

I was looking for you actually.

[He says it with all the charm of a romance novel rogue. Nothing wrong with that, right? I mean c'mon Casval. You look like a princess.]
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cashing: (that's what you get)

[personal profile] cashing 2013-04-03 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I hear you have good scotch.

[It's easier to shove business proposals down someone else's throat when there's alcohol to help it go down. He wants to see if he'll have any luck starting a "gentleman's club" near the base. Just doing his part for the troops. Gee whiz, he's just such a gosh darn patriot, sir!]
cashing: (and get the hell out of town)

it's weird playing a misogynist asshole OTL

[personal profile] cashing 2013-04-03 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Such a tease. You don't just tell a man you have good scotch then deny him. Ah well, the military is full of men lacking in hospitality. Maybe Goldifucks will be nicer once Big Dick sends him a little gift. His girls had a way of turning the hardest of men to putty in their hands and mouths and...you get the point. Collections of profitable holes, the lot of them. A lot more fun than a golf course, too.]

I have something very particular to discuss, actually. Would the lion care to show me his den?

[Let him see your throne room, princess.]
masterofbling: (he real)

oooh shaaaah ooooh

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-04-03 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I enjoy going on safari.

[Also long walks on the beach and sunsets and fucking people over.

Yes, he's just going to plop down on the chair by his desk without being asked to sit like any rude American douche drunk on power would. Heck, he'll even slump down in it. It's good to get comfy.]


You should try IKEA.
masterofbling: (top down AC with the coolin' system)

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-04-03 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It looks like your boys could use a good time. I want to help with that. There's a sizeable lot near Fort Turner that's up for sale. I'm looking to build a gentleman's club. Cigars, fine liquor, good company...

I don't need your endorsement but I thought it'd be polite to ask.

[A gentleman always asks a lady before shoving anything up her skirts. And if he doesn't, he makes sure to toss a sizeable wad of cash her way once he's done. He's just such a charmer that way.]
masterofbling: (he real)

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-04-03 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
For shame, prostitution is illegal

[He's not about to incriminate himself. If there's one thing he's good at, it's manipulating technicalities. Nobody ever goes after his "escorts." They're far too good at hiding what they actually are once they're out in public. Teachers, mothers, nurses, sorority girls... The economy brings them all to their knees. Heck, some of them do it just for the sake of the thrill. The ones hitting their quarter-life crises tend to be the best of the lot. The "oh daddy never loved me" girls.]
masterofbling: (he might sell coke)

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-04-03 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Which is why I'm doing you this kindness. Regardless of your advice, I intend to pursue my venture. The subtlety with which I will wield my [pimp cane] influence is entirely dependent on you. Back me up and you'd be looking at something akin to a 1920's speakeasy. Old world charm. Cross me and I might very well be tempted to put up a flamingo in neon lights.

[Your move, Your Highness.]
masterofbling: (with the boomin' system)

i'll edit if this is not ok!

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-04-03 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
No, a threat would be "hey I have pictures of you looking down the shirt of a pretty young thing after midnight."

[Coffee shop managers with grudges keep iPhones you know.]

Context is everything and tabloids sure do love captions.
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masterofbling: (he always in the air)

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-04-03 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pulling his phone out from his shirt, he displays a slideshow of pictures from the coffee shop last night. Big Dick doesn't know the girl, just sees her opening her blouse for Casval before following him out. Of course, he's conveniently neglected to show pictures of the girl buttoning her blouse back up.]

Your dirty little secret looks promising. Nice mouth.
masterofbling: (he real)

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-04-03 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's an undignified snort followed by a laugh. Oh, you're a fun one. He'll definitely have to dig up more dirt on you. The best way to move a man is to know what they want. It's easier to get a knife under a man's skin if he's to busy thinking with what's between his legs. Or worse: what's in his chest.]

Hardball, eh? It's such a sad thing; the tragedy of your mother's passing. Bet you'd love to have that put to rest.

[To his credit, Big Dick does his research. He doesn't go in with just one bullet in the chamber. One miss isn't going to keep him from firing at the target again.]
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masterofbling: (got stacks on deck like he savin' up)

[personal profile] masterofbling 2013-04-03 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Still no cigar? Looks like the princess wants everything he's got to offer.]

You drive a hard bargain. Very well then. This base associates with Antebellum Industries, yes? Many of my finest patrons work for Antebellum Industries.

[They tend to get chatty after a good lay. And, of course, the girls in Big Dick's employ tell him everything to earn his favor.]

A lot of closets. A lot of skeletons.

[That's three wishes. He doesn't fancy being more generous than a genie.]

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