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[iustitia]

Who: everyone who wants to come
When: (backdated to) Saturday morning through the evening
Where: a campground/park idk
What: LIVE ACTION ROLEPLAYING

The countryside was nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost up from the bottom of the sky. The mood was set for Teresa Pyrope's quest to help the newbie LARPers where she was. Teresa Pyrope looked around the countrysides and said, "It's a good day to do what has to be done by me and help these people to have fun."

[ooc: tags will be nonexistent from me in this log and teresa's original invite post until later tonight, but go ahead and tag in and amongst yourselves!]

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

No.

[drama8om8]

Do a pirouette!

[ She flaps her wings in what might seem like agitation if she wasn't looking so predatory. And putting her hands behind her back to catch the fairydust. ]

Do a pirouette or you're about to get hells of fancier, Fancy Alan.

[wirsinddiejager]

Oh my fucking god you wouldn't.

[This is it. This is the worst thing that has happened since Alan joined the Numbers Club.]

Octavia don't make me do a pirouette.

[drama8om8]

Wow, that sure did sound like "Octavia, please cover me in obnoxious blue sparkles!"

[ She blows half a handful at him. POOF. The fancyometer rises two whole notches. ALAN COULD GET FANCIER. THAT'S A THREAT. ]

Don't wuss out on me! Aren't bards supposed to like. Be. Brave? And. Bardlike.

 

 

[ She has no fucking idea what a bard is. ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[NOOOOOOOOOO]

Why do I even like you so much?

[He's doing the shittiest, least enthusiastic pirouette in the world now. SUCCESS.]

[drama8om8]

[ OMG HOW MUCH IS "SO MUCH"

THAT'S A LOT, RIGHT

PLEASED FLAPPING OMFG ]

 

 

 

[ Oh right yes pirouettes. She claps politely. SEE, SHE'S GRATEFUL AS FUCK ]

Seeeeeeee! That was cute as hell. You kind of suit the whole fancy thing. You should be fancy all the time! Have you considered sewing frills onto your not-ghost-jacket?

[wirsinddiejager]

Hell no.

[DON'T EVEN SUGGEST SULLYING THE JACKET WOWOWOWOW.]

After this I'm never going to be fancy again.

[drama8om8]

Hey, don't say that! I mean I was just fucking with you before but don't completely rule out the fancy, wow. Like what if one day we have to be like cool spies and infiltrate the Thunder guys! And to do that we have to dress up for an elaborate dinner party or masquerade or whatever. Like in every movie where that ever happens. You'd have to be fancy then, Alan! Super fancy.

[ SIIIGH ALAN IN A TUXEDO SIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHH ]

[wirsinddiejager]

...Okay, I guess I could maybe do that kind of fancy. As long as there's no cravat.

[drama8om8]

Not even a little one? Cravats are fun!

[ Unsheathing her stupid foam sword and

FLICK

-ing the cravat with it again ]

Cravats might even be the new capes. Maybe.

[wirsinddiejager]

If cravats are the new capes you'd have to wear one too. And I would flick the shit out of it.

[drama8om8]

Oh, I bet you would.

[ SNRK. And one last swordflick! Before scuttling back out of range. ]

Except you'd have to get to it first! Haha.

[wirsinddiejager]

Hell yeah, I would.

[FOLLOWING HER.]

Are you implying I couldn't catch you?

[drama8om8]

Of course you couldn't! I am a wily tricksy fairy and also a wily tricksy pirate. So you don't stand a chance!

[ Lol still backing off tho ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[Still coming after her. GONNA CATCH YOU, WILY PIRATE.]

Yeah, well. I'm a. Bard? So I'm wise to the ways of wily tricksy pirates and fairies. Yeah!

[drama8om8]

Oh, uh. Right.

[ Can bards do that? WHY DIDN'T SHE GOOGLE BARDS WHEN SHE HAD THE CHANCE?? ]

But that doesn't mean you can catch me! You are too weighed down by your fancy. And your cutie cravat.

[ STREEETCHING OUT FOR MORE SWORDFLICKAGE

FOOLISH GIRL ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[Yeah he's going to grab the sword and use it to pull her closer.]

Not too weighed down by the looks of it!

[drama8om8]

[ TINYSCREE!! ]

Hey! That is cheating. And like. Totally unrealistic behaviour around totally-not-fakey-fake weapons! I should know. Being a pirate and shit. I am super great at handling swords.

[ Yes she is actually managing to say that with a mostly-straight face

ONLY TINY SNRKS HERE ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[TINYSNRKING BACK A BIT]

Oh, sorry. It was pretty rude of me to just grab your sword like that, wasn't it?

[Grabbing her by the waist instead. IT'S SMOOCH TIME YEAHHHH SO SMOOTH]

[drama8om8]

[ OH NO SMOOTHNESS OF THIS CALIBER IS SO ILLEGAL

Also Octavia is a lil shit so she is just going to reach up and flick the fucking cravat again. While smooching. THAT MEANS SHE WINS, RIGHT

RIGHT ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[Yes she does

and Alan doesn't even care

god look at these teenagers making out, gross]

[drama8om8]

[ Will there ever be an event they show up to and don't start snogging at

No

The answer is no ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[oh please they'll stop snogging once Alan becomes too broken to snog

I mean haha everything will be great forever no crazies here]

[drama8om8]

[ THIS IS NOT TERRIBLE!LOG GET OUT

We're good at rp ]