♫ 003 [text + picture; computer]

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so i know we're all bummed that completely predictably the mine adventure was a full crock of shit
aside from some no doubt extremely suspicious buzzing that is of course completely unexplainable in the way of malfunctioning technology or subterranean species and therefore must be a sign of the apocalypse
but fear not my precious angels
i bring great tidings
of look at the pictures i took of karson's dog while he was fucking around the mines like a loser






doesn't everyone feel like they've failed at everything slightly less now
yeah that's what i thought you're welcome

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so you said
how many cats did you have before

shit i did say that already

[wonk]

10

i had 12 @ one point but only for a few months 2 were really old and they died

anyway i couldnt bring all 10 so 9 went to good homes and vodka came w/ me bc shes precious

yes but it's ok

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jesus that's a lot of cats

[wonk]

well it was just me in the house so i had p much the entire place to myself

had to fill it up somehow

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why were you alone in your house

[wonk]

moms always out

dad passed away a while ago

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that sucks
sorry about that

[wonk]

it happend a while ago

anyway yeah thats why i had 12 cats

man i dont think any of their names lived up 2 princess sparkles minaj

zazzerpan maybe

or LORD ZAZZERPAN THE WISE AND BRAVE

2 use his full title

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that name is sick as hell
what a great cat

[wonk]

he was a p great cat

he must have been 8 when i gave him away?

lil bit on the older side but not by much

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tbh i would legit rather take a bullet than give my cat away you're a stronger kid than i am
i could never do that

[wonk]

it was p hard yeah but he couldnt come w me i was lucky to get to bring the one i did

but hes in a happy home and i get pictures of him every now and then so its cool

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yeah i guess
glad you got to keep at least one though

[wonk]

yeah mutinis a real sweetie

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i'd assume so i mean you're not gonna pick the fat lazy asshole cat who bites feet out of ten possible options

[wonk]

i never had one w/ all 4 of those

like i hat lazy asshole, and i had a fat biter, but never all 4 at once

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i've known way too many of that breed

[wonk]

ooh thats not fun @ all

where di u meet them

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idk random people's houses

[wonk]

and they all had cats which were fat lazy assholes that bit u

wow

thats almost impressive

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well not me but they were like dude
don't pet the cat
it bites
they're all assholes man

[wonk]

wiat like all cats or the ones u saw

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both of the things you just said
yes

[wonk]

how would princess sparkewls minaj feel if she heard that

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she'd be insulted it took me so long to figure it out