d. avery strider | dave strider (
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savetheearth2013-09-08 06:41 pm
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♫ 003 [text + picture; computer]
so i know we're all bummed that completely predictably the mine adventure was a full crock of shit
aside from some no doubt extremely suspicious buzzing that is of course completely unexplainable in the way of malfunctioning technology or subterranean species and therefore must be a sign of the apocalypse
but fear not my precious angels
i bring great tidings
of look at the pictures i took of karson's dog while he was fucking around the mines like a loser


doesn't everyone feel like they've failed at everything slightly less now
yeah that's what i thought you're welcome
aside from some no doubt extremely suspicious buzzing that is of course completely unexplainable in the way of malfunctioning technology or subterranean species and therefore must be a sign of the apocalypse
but fear not my precious angels
i bring great tidings
of look at the pictures i took of karson's dog while he was fucking around the mines like a loser


doesn't everyone feel like they've failed at everything slightly less now
yeah that's what i thought you're welcome
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for a dog named fucking crab
how the hell is he that adorable
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when i hear the name crab i think of something fat and ill mannered
you know like
what you think of when you hear of a pet karson might own and love anyway because it reflects the awfulness in his soul
such as the personification of the dursleys all combined into one horrible being and shoved into the body of the shittiest dog ever to dog
but nope
he's actually pretty awesome and got along great with my cat because that totally makes sense as a thing that might happen
idek man i feel my eyes going in to seizures just looking at this shit
it's like staring directly into the sun
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he's such a great dog.
she's such a wonderful cat.
they are such good animal friends.
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he didn't even pee on my bookshelf or anything else disgraceful that dogs do
how did you manage to train such a decent and not horrific animal i just don't understand
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he understands my thoughts and feelings.
he knows not to piss everywhere or shit on the floor.
i know what he wants when he stares at me, whether it's food, to be picked up, to go outside, to be snugged, whatever.
crab and i are one.
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most animals are jealous.
your cat is super cutie tho.
i think crab likes her.
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they're bffs now
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roxy has no idea that this is ava
the cats new tho
whats her name?
o o p s
it's
princess sparkles minaj
for reasons
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ava
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how the fuck do you know my name
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met
@ tbe gold padna conert
*the
*gold
*concert
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wow
uh
this is not awkward or uncomfortable at all
also *panda i guess you didn't actually misspell gold
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*tis
*tish
*fuck it
anyway
hi
ur cats p cute
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are you drunk rn
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private text all the way
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shit i did say that already
yes but it's ok
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it's princess sparkles minaj
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princess sparkles minaj
how did you come up with that one :o
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i got high and listened to the top 40s station the night i adopted her and when i woke up the next morning i'd written princess minaj on the back of a notebook and covered it in glitter glue
i figured it was a sign
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that does sound like a sign
and quite a story
i've never actually gotten high tbh but that sounds like a story that accompanies it
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ahaha it's not for everyone
i guess i kinda got into shit like that early because my family just kinda
did that stuff
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why did you switch up how you write
i don't think i ever asked
did you get a thing that made you want to write like that too
yeah mine
didn't
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