enrages: (we must travel to the moon)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am

five; text

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
eras: art by <user name="xamag-homestuck" site="tumblr.com"> (= i suppose so?)

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)














maybe a little bit yes
hawaiianheir: ([screams internally])

2/3

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-10 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHOOPS PULSES ARE HAPPENING BRB]

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eras: art by <user name="xamag-homestuck" site="tumblr.com"> (- no. just no.)

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
n0 i mean it w0rked but this l00ks ridicul0us 0_0
wait n0 i wanted t0 g0 o_o
hawaiianheir: (to cover your eyes)

3/3

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-10 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[AND THEN THAT'S ALL YOU GET OUT OF HIM FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES BEFORE HE COMES BACK]

okay so
status update
did NOT drown myself as was expected
pulses finally kicked in
first, and most importantly
i am NOT Dualscar, holy fucking shit am i glad for that
second of all
i can confirm the "karkat" bit taffy was yammering on about
karson you were a total jerk fyi
like hilarious, but a jerk
mood2wiingiing: (Default)

[personal profile] mood2wiingiing 2013-09-10 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
unfortunately lol.
eras: art by <user name="xamag-homestuck" site="tumblr.com"> (+ exactly!)

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
it's 0kay okay, i like you too!!
drama8om8: (This is the tale)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
W8 what?
You WEREN'T Dualscar?
8 T8LD Y8U A8OUT THE 8OINKINGS FOR N8THING????????
eras: art by <user name="xamag-homestuck" site="tumblr.com"> (= i suppose so?)

text;

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
i want to ask if you're joking around but i'm not going to
yes, karson
it is very clever
hawaiianheir: (you've come this far and you're broken)

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-10 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
LET US NOT REVISIT THE BOINKINGS LEST WE BE DOOMED TO REPEAT THEM
but like no seriously all i know is that my name wasn't dualscar in a past life
it was john
john egbert.
Edited 2013-09-10 22:30 (UTC)
iustitia: (her dad invented toaster strudels)

[personal profile] iustitia 2013-09-10 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
eras: canon edit (- what am i looking at here.)

text;

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
wait you want to go into the porno title industry?
hawaiianheir: (and it's still so hard)

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-10 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
i think you were still totally convinced you were jesus, too
like you went on and on about how you were my god or something
and i seriously just piped in with "hey karkat!"
and then there's some weird shit i can hardly parse without trying to figure it out.
we were discussing a plan of some sort, so maybe you were still the shitty soulbond leader
but definitely still a shouty asshole
drama8om8: (You cockroaches wanna play rough?)

1/2

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, JOHN EG8ERT?
EG8ERT????????
What a nerdy-sounding dum8 loser name ff888888888888888888888888888888888888


[ Oh look it seems to be echo o'clock around here wow gosh ]
drama8om8: (I will judge your 8utt)

2/2

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ after 8 minutes exactly to the second ]

MARQUISE SPINNERET MINDFANG.
hawaiianheir: (you've come this far and you're broken)

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-10 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU LEGITIMATELY OPENED UP OUR CONVERSATION WITH "THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING"
like except in shoutydouche gray text
and i knew you as karkat and like
i guess we were friends?
there is a lot of weird shit i am remembering and i have no idea how to take it
hawaiianheir: (they'll just watch you die)

Re: 2/2

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-10 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
oh shit
did you get pulsed too by that?
crazy shit.
so like. we all know each other's past-life names i guess?
i mean that's your name, right
it sounds like a crazy ass name
Edited 2013-09-10 22:36 (UTC)