enrages: (we must travel to the moon)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am

five; text

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
drama8om8: (More like the)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Y8U D8N'T NEED TO KN8W ANYTHING DU8LSCAR HAD N8THING TO D8 WITH IT STOP MAK8NG OUT WITH ME LIKE HE DID OK

 

 

STOP MAKING OUT LIKE HE DID 8H MY G8D I W8NT TO D8E
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't know, i'm not even up to date on what else i should be worried about here
except maybe typing stuff i guess
and becoming made of metal
hawaiianheir: (but you've come this far)

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-10 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
WOAH WOAH WAIT BACK THE FUCK UP
are you saying past me and you made out?
what
what
what
Edited 2013-09-10 21:13 (UTC)
wirsinddiejager: of survival (you will have a 75% greater chance)

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[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-10 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
ok then Im definitely not going to sue you.
drama8om8: (Watch it girl)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
N8t qu8te
iustitia: (why are you dressed so scary)

[personal profile] iustitia 2013-09-10 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[there's a good ten minutes of absolute nothing from her end. no texts, no video, no response. if she had ever made a list of people she thought would actually buy that story, karson wouldn't have been at hedalpelagic zone, but only because people in comas populated the lower trenches due to being in a persistent vegetative state and thus incapable of belief at all.]

for the first time in her life, teresa is at a total loss for words.]
hawaiianheir: ([screams internally])

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-10 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
what
what was it then
exactly
drama8om8: (8ow chicka 8leep 8loop)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Wh8t did I t8ll you
a8out this
not 8eing a ro8d
8ny of us w8nted to g8 down.
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
oh it has one??
okay doing so :o



i mean if i did google this
i would use that
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
:o :o :o
i thought you didn't like dr jones, karson!
hawaiianheir: ([screams internally])

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-10 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
oh god
oh god it's even worse than i thought
minamina.
drama8om8: ('Cause I 8n't your Mister Nice Guy)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Gesundh8it.
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
honestly i just want to know what the titles are...
iustitia: (her dad invented toaster strudels)

[personal profile] iustitia 2013-09-10 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
(Un?)Fortunately, I am not yet at the dragon-claws-destroying-everything stage of my metamorphosis into my beautiful crystalline dragon form.

Are you okay?
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[personal profile] schild 2013-09-10 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That's... a legit concern. For people who can have kids, but yeah. ]

There's no real way to know that unless someone on the Network gets pregnant. And even then, it'd be years until the child was old enough to put words together.

Either, as far as I can tell, no one's in the hurry to make kids happen with a whole war on weird corporations and aliens, so that's a theory that I think is gonna have to go untested.
hawaiianheir: ([screams externally])

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-10 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...so wait like
did you instigate a fucking meteor drop on me?
i assume we banged and then you tried to kill me tell me if this seems out of character for past you
how the fuck did you get a hold of meteor!?