003 - {audio}

[talkshitgetsis]

[Have you heard this voice before? It's probably hard to tell considering how absolutely toneless her voice is as she's speaking. Or maybe that's the dead giveaway? Either way it's pretty obvious this is going to be the opposite of a long emotional monologue.]

If I were to attempt to induce one of the memories, visions, whatever they are.

What would be the most effective way? I'm not stupid enough to think there's a foolproof way to make it happen, but I'd like to know if there's something I can do to increase my chances.

[A long pause, either deliberating on what to say, or whether or not to just stop talking.]

I had my first echo well over a month ago. Nothing since then.

Comments

[video]

[stealinghats]

Well whatever your reason is, it's not worth it. These things aren't all fun and games, you know. You might end up growing a third eye or turning into a werewolf.

[video]

[talkshitgetsis]

Prove it.

[video]

[stealinghats]

... Prove what? That you'll get something awful?

[video]

[talkshitgetsis]

Show me the werewolf.

[video]

[stealinghats]

Well, since you asked— I can't recall ever hearing his name, but there is indeed a werewolf on this very network. Go ahead and ask around yourself if you don't believe me.

We also have vampires, for the record, so you'd best treat this with a lot more caution unless you want to end up as one of the undead.

Or you could get bats in your house that refuse to leave.

[video]

[talkshitgetsis]

Even if you are telling the truth, I doubt it's a common occurrence.

In my dream, I was human, anyway.

[video]

[stealinghats]

Werewolves are human, most of the time. Vampires were probably once humans, too.

Maybe you died horrifically and you'll get a lovely flashback of that, hmm? You don't know. Especially if you've only had one so far.

[video]

[talkshitgetsis]

I have dreams about dying horrifically all the time.

The statistics seem to be in my favor on the werewolf and or vampire front as well.

[video]

[stealinghats]

Based on one memory.

[huffing, why can't you just accept that his point is valid god

so difficult]

[video]

[talkshitgetsis]

[Because you're a weirdo and weirdos are always wrong.]

When I look at the network, I see almost exclusively humans.
What are the odds that I'm going to be one of the abnormal ones?

If I am, it's bound to happen eventually, so I may as well accept it and bring it forward.

Re: [video]

[stealinghats]

Well then, Miss "I may as well accept it", don't come crying to me when you end up with rats in your walls or a tail.

[video]

[talkshitgetsis]

You sound like you know this from experience.

[video]

[stealinghats]

[he lifts up an arm for her

there are bats roosting there, just chillin

so yes.]

[video]

[talkshitgetsis]

You have a family of bats under your arm.

[video]

[stealinghats]

A stunning observation.

[video]

[talkshitgetsis]

Are you a vampire?

Or simply a bat receptacle.