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[synchronous]

So who had the "conversation with a really annoying AI program" echo?


[ Text message to Roxy Kurosawa ]

Hey, the name "Jane" ring any bells for you?

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[wonk]

join the fuckin club dude

also um

i may have

fuck it nvm

[synchronous]

If that's a "You should convince me to finish my sentence" nvm, then sure, I'm not minding. If it's an "I actually don't want to say what I started to say" nvm, then don't do that, Roxy. Spill.

[wonk]

i just

i said some tshit i porbably shouldt have

and u deserbve to know but its hard to talk about bc i feel super gulty about it

[synchronous]

Oh.

Man, I still don't really buy that it was you, so if you don't want to talk about it then you don't got to.

[wonk]

thanks dude

also did u just type "u dont got to"

like u didnt say that u typed it

[synchronous]

Yeah, so?

[wonk]

u fuckin dork

[synchronous]

...anyway. Anything else you want to share?

[wonk]

nm else

think i got everything we talked aobut

wat was ur conversation about?

[synchronous]

Nothing, actually. I mean literally nothing. I was zoning out and the aforementioned AI IMed me to snap me out of it, then went on some tangent about how it had calculated pi to the last digit, which it said was 4, and how it had also found all the prime numbers. After that I guess I was supposed to IM you to stop you from fucking with Jane, but I only remember talking about that, not actually doing it.

Apparently it was programmed based on "my" personality? At least it seemed that way.

[wonk]

yeah u said he was

i think alt us exact words were "imported from a thirteen year old version of my psyche"

[synchronous]

What the fuck kind of technology was this guy handling?

[wonk]

good question who even knows @ this point