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[shambles]

So... I didn't really want to use the network for this, but didn't know where else to ask.

[Anyone who has ever spoken to him before will notice he sounds considerably more British.]

Is there anywhere to get a sword? I suppose either a place in the city or online would work. Both are equally suspicious, since swords are so relevant in this day and age.

[Because clearly getting a gun would be far too reasonable.]

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[amberhearted]

In the time honored tradition of covering our asses, we must sometimes lay down our pride

Some folk role play outside of them so that could be your cover story. Mid life crisis

[shambles]

But of course. Granted, it's not the best method, but I'd rather be at least somewhat prepared if anything happens.

I'm not old enough for a mid-life cri--you know what, never mind. That's actually a decent coverup.