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[aetos]

If I didn't know any better, I'd say this was a very elaborate ARG that's trying to get some advertisement. Makes perfect sense, except for where I didn't get any ads.

I guess this hasn't been the first strange thing to happen to me this summer. And looking at that guide that's going around, it seems like my sudden talent for swordplay was directly caused by...whatever this thing is getting at.

Fencing, though? Really?

Nothing against it, but I won't really be much help with that. It's a bit difficult to carry a sword around without drawing some unwanted attention. [Where would he even get a good one these days...oh well. Continuing on.]

I'm sorry if I seem a little rude. It's a lot to take in all at once.

I'm rambling anyway. I'll just go ahead and introduce myself.

My name's Roy. [He pauses for a moment as he types, ultimately deciding against giving out his last name. After all, he has no idea who'll answer here. If anyone.] I go to Locke City University, if anyone else is enrolled there. It's nice to meet you.

Aside from that guide thing, is there anything else I need to know about? Going on the assumption that this isn't some fever dream, I mean.

Comments

[unimpressive]

[IF YOU CARE ABOUT HIM THEN LET HIM HAVE FUUUUN!!! >:C]

i guess not. but i'm still not worried! relax, roy!

we'll just have to work on our powers.

[aetos]

[IT'S BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT YOU THAT HE CAN'T LET YOU HAVE FUN!!! >:C]

One of us has to show some concern. I just don't want you disappearing like that other girl apparently did.

[unimpressive]

[YOUR WAY OF SHOWING YOU CARE IS SO BORING THOUGH!!! >:C

...Oh. Is that what Roy's worried about?]

whoa hey don't worry! i'll be careful, i promise, sheesh! i'm not going to disappear.

[aetos]

[Yes that is what he is worried about. Enjoy Roy adoring you while you can, Vaughn.]

You don't know for sure.

[unimpressive]

[Won't he be disappointed when it all goes horribly, horribly wrong and his friend hates him]

i mean it! you don't really think I'M going to disappear, do you?

[aetos]

[Why'd you have to go and murder him, Vyse.]

There would certainly be a lot less noise in my life if you did. I might even begin to miss it.

[unimpressive]

[Excuse you, why'd you have to go and fuse with a monster.]

see? so i'm not just going to disappear like that! i can't let your life get too quiet.

[aetos]

[EXCUSE YOU, why'd you have to go and ruin all his plans. >:C]

I guess I should be flattered.

[Are you coming on to him.]

[unimpressive]

[YOUR OWN FAULT.]

if you wanna be! better than getting mad!

[Wow, how dare you!!]

[aetos]

[WHATEVER]

Even if I WAS mad, it's never stopped you from doing anything before.

[Vaughn probably knows there's no real heat in his words by now.]

Look. Just try not to do anything stupid.

[unimpressive]

[Yep, Vaughn's not worried.]

you can still try.

but i won't, i won't! i won't do anything stupid.

[He'll do many stupid things, Roy.]