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[comparative_insanity]

[Hello network, have a rather tired and bedraggled-looking Fenn with a blanket around his shoulders, clearly shirtless underneath, a cup of tea curled in one hand.]

You know what can really put a crimp in your sex life?

[Yes, that is definitely a valid question to ask the network early in the morning. The kids can just... not listen, okay.]

Any takers? I mean, apart from these- [He effortlessly extends his foot-long claws and then retracts them again] -which I think can cut through metal and really were a problem for a while there?

I'm pretty sure none of you's gonna be able to guess, seeing as it's pretty specific, so I'll go ahead and tell you, how about that? And no, it ain't personal or dirty as such, just gross as shit.

[A pause, and he grimaces, one hand darting up to massage his left eye.]

It's when your lover kisses your eye in a kind of romantic gesture - bless his heart - and you end up with this... really damn vivid memory of having it gouged out and eaten. Like, the feeling of having your eye still partly attached and chewed loose? [A shudder.] Seriously, I ain't sure how much more messed-up shit I can take "remembering", or whatever it is we do.

[A loose shrug, teacup wobbling a bit.] Sorry to put y'all off your breakfasts, I just wanted to whine a bit. Carry on, I guess.

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[shut_up_idiot]

[ But how is Youou supposed to resist doing it when Fay makes it so enticing to continue? Seriously, he could do this all day and not get bored with it. ]

I- Um- [ Okay, you seriously cannot expect him not to blush like no tomorrow if you're going to be talking about pornos. Or just mention them really. ] Firstly I wear stuff that's not black. I had blue on just the other day! Secondly, about that other stuff, I don't even want to know. Please don't elaborate, okay.

[ He takes a deep breath while he wills the blushing to recede. ]

And not exactly. They're something a teenage girl might call her boyfriend. [ It might have happened to him once before when one of his cousin's friends had this huge crush on him for a while. All in all the experience had been rather mortifying, and if he never heard the name "You-tan" again it would still be too soon. Somehow he didn't really mind the Kuro-rin thing though. Fancy that. ] You know how in Japanese you add on things like -san or -kun to names? Yeah, there's also -chan, which is something you call people you find endearing. [ The blush is stubbornly making its way back again. ] Like boyfriends. And -tan, for example, is a more childish way of saying -chan.