[ But how is Youou supposed to resist doing it when Fay makes it so enticing to continue? Seriously, he could do this all day and not get bored with it. ]

I- Um- [ Okay, you seriously cannot expect him not to blush like no tomorrow if you're going to be talking about pornos. Or just mention them really. ] Firstly I wear stuff that's not black. I had blue on just the other day! Secondly, about that other stuff, I don't even want to know. Please don't elaborate, okay.

[ He takes a deep breath while he wills the blushing to recede. ]

And not exactly. They're something a teenage girl might call her boyfriend. [ It might have happened to him once before when one of his cousin's friends had this huge crush on him for a while. All in all the experience had been rather mortifying, and if he never heard the name "You-tan" again it would still be too soon. Somehow he didn't really mind the Kuro-rin thing though. Fancy that. ] You know how in Japanese you add on things like -san or -kun to names? Yeah, there's also -chan, which is something you call people you find endearing. [ The blush is stubbornly making its way back again. ] Like boyfriends. And -tan, for example, is a more childish way of saying -chan.