Network [Computer]

[comparative_insanity]

[Looks like someone typed the number into the address bar on his browser, if the webcam-angle is anything to judge by. Well, to anyone who is using a medium that allows pictures that is. Enjoy a young man who might be described as a pretty-boy save for the five-o-clock shadow and the smudged eyeliner making him look a bit both hollow-cheeked and hollow-eyed. In the case of voice mediums there's only his voice, light and a bit feminine, with a definite southern drawl. Or there's just a really rambly line of text.]

So I'm, uhm... still not sure this ain't some kind of weird April 1st hoax. Or I'm actually tripping. I've hear that if you go too heavy on the stuff, you can like... get weird trips even when you've not taken nothing, is that true? Might explain that weird pink light I saw,

Anyway, I don't know worth crap about computers, but I just looked my number up on one, and now I can see everything. Like, everything everyone else that's used the number've done? And like- like, it looks like people've been writing - for real writing, I mean, by hand - and it still ends up here? Not sure how that even works.

I wouldn't believe it at all except my TV talked to me, so... you know...

[He trails off, and then grimaces and appears to close the browser window.]

Comments

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[comparative_insanity]

haha youre so durn funny i forgets to laf
high scool dropout here give me a brake
and no i lerned how to make choclate fondants

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[chalicejoker]

Seriously?

[He gets weird green blood, this guy gets cooking skills. Clearly this all makes the most sense ever.]

Kind of a random skill to wake up with.

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[comparative_insanity]

i know rite its weird as shit
espesialy sins i cant cook or bake anything els

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[chalicejoker]

I don't suppose this is the result of something stupid like falling asleep in front of the TV while the Food Network was on and magically absorbing the knowledge while you slept.

[No, Hajime, sarcasm doesn't transmit well through text...]

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[comparative_insanity]

if that hapened evry time i wach tv and fall asleep id be a genius
or insane reely

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[chalicejoker]

I'm not sure if I'd be more or less worried if that were really possible, but it would make as much sense as anything else going on here.